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<blockquote data-quote="Nomad" data-source="post: 188929"><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/Graemlins/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />I agree...very funny!</p><p> </p><p>Here is one that is kinda similar...someone just sent me...</p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' </span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on <a href="http://www.yahoo.com/" target="_blank"><u><span style="color: #003399">Yahoo</span></u></a>. Then I set up a date via</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="color: #820040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Scroll down...You'll love this </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">....</span></span></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: royalblue">You've got MALE!</span></span></strong><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nomad, post: 188929"] :rofl:I agree...very funny! Here is one that is kinda similar...someone just sent me... [LEFT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#820040][COLOR=#820040][FONT=Arial]A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#820040][COLOR=#820040][FONT=Arial] The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#820040][COLOR=#820040][FONT=Arial]Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on [URL="http://www.yahoo.com/"][U][COLOR=#003399]Yahoo[/COLOR][/U][/URL]. Then I set up a date via[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#820040][COLOR=#820040][FONT=Arial]e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#820040][COLOR=#820040][FONT=Arial]where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#820040][COLOR=#820040][FONT=Arial]we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#820040][COLOR=#820040][FONT=Arial]nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Scroll down...You'll love this [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]....[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=3][COLOR=royalblue]You've got MALE![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]:happy:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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