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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 366938" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>I know now......why people leave it ALL to the dogs. I do - I swear. </p><p> </p><p>Last week before I got sick it was an emergency call to buy a car. I got texts, I got pictures, I got the build up on how D.D. was a Butt 0. and how he was stealing from him and what a jerk and on and on and how right I was. No wait - got that backwards.....I heard first what a jerk, what a butt 0, how right I was....uh huh? Radar up. </p><p> </p><p>THEN....THEN I got the text with the picture, and the Isn't it lovely - it's cheap, it's a deal of a lifetime...Uh huh....</p><p>Radar up. </p><p> </p><p>Then I got - My friends Mom is loaning me the money....Oh Okay - radar down.....slightly. EVER SO SLIGHTLY. </p><p> </p><p>Then I get - My friends Mom doesn't get off work until X oclock and this lady wants her money now. Uh huh....Radar back up - full on. And....Can I call this woman and tell her I will send her the money for this smoking deal, I saw the car it is smokin'. </p><p> </p><p>(um.....let's see it's a 96 Mustang, I saw it from the road, I can't see the shoe polish in window, but no pictures of the interior and the story goes - her husband is in prison, is being moved, and she had to sell the car TODAY for (((((drum roll)))) $200.00 and it's a sweet deal....it only needs a starter, and plug wire. But he's heard it run. Uhhhhh huh. </p><p> </p><p>So I said. "Well sure give me her number, I'll call her. Of course she's going to have to get to a magistrate's office and sign a bill of sale, have that notarized and fax or email me a copy and when that is done I will wire the money when I have the title in my hand or I will wire the magistrate the money and they can send me the title (and you and I know they don't do that but)....you know son I've been messed over so many times. She can send the title here and I'll pick the car up. </p><p> </p><p>DEAD SILENCE. </p><p> </p><p>ohhhhh ohhhhhh and the kicker.....I got a call later that said " I was trying to get the car for you because....(ready? ready?) Because I owe you so much money. ROFLMAO Holding my Butt because I am ROFLMAO. How sweet. Isn't he sweet? OM what a lovely child. He was thinking of me. ME. </p><p> </p><p>Then he said.....Well I'm going to go now and ride my bike into on coming traffic. So I said - Well just don't drive out in front of that Mustang. I know you really liked that car. </p><p> </p><p>So tonight......wow I mean he's actually allowed me to get up and out of bed, take a shower, send out a few emails.....and tonight he calls and says </p><p> </p><p>Not... how are you? How do you feel? ....but starts right off with....</p><p> </p><p>Hey.....there's a 98 Mercury Montero in the paper here.....with interior, blah blah blah and the lady wants 800 for it, but it doesn't have a transmission in it....so she said if you'll send me $500 cash by this weekend......and I was seriously in a fog. </p><p> </p><p>I sat there like - WT? </p><p>I said I...</p><p>I mean GOBSMACKED.....and I could only mutter</p><p>I HAVE A $526 dollar electric bill, I have no job, I don't feel well.....and you want </p><p>and that little #)$*% cut me off and said.....</p><p>Are you asleep or something? You dont' sound right .....I'll call you later. Bye. </p><p> </p><p>yeah.....call me later...Ihave SO much to tell you.......</p><p> </p><p>Does he think I'm SIMPLE? Does he think I actually bought ANY of that first car story - you know the one where he 'thinks' I buy ANY of the he said daughter is a butt and is siding with me? I KNOW daughter is a butt. Don't need him to tell me. And as far as the let down? (you know where I couldn't Western Union him the money in time - not the whole amount? Well how about 1/2 could I get 1/2 to him before 5:30PM I mean if I left NOW I could make it to the bank, draw out the money and make it to the grocery store to wire him the money - this kid even thought of our password. </p><p> </p><p>AMAZING.......</p><p> </p><p>I swear I feel like pooping in a box and sending it to him. C.O.D. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sick.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sick:" title="sick :sick:" data-shortname=":sick:" /></p><p> </p><p>just not sure what to charge for the physical Sh(T%s</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 366938, member: 4964"] I know now......why people leave it ALL to the dogs. I do - I swear. Last week before I got sick it was an emergency call to buy a car. I got texts, I got pictures, I got the build up on how D.D. was a Butt 0. and how he was stealing from him and what a jerk and on and on and how right I was. No wait - got that backwards.....I heard first what a jerk, what a butt 0, how right I was....uh huh? Radar up. THEN....THEN I got the text with the picture, and the Isn't it lovely - it's cheap, it's a deal of a lifetime...Uh huh.... Radar up. Then I got - My friends Mom is loaning me the money....Oh Okay - radar down.....slightly. EVER SO SLIGHTLY. Then I get - My friends Mom doesn't get off work until X oclock and this lady wants her money now. Uh huh....Radar back up - full on. And....Can I call this woman and tell her I will send her the money for this smoking deal, I saw the car it is smokin'. (um.....let's see it's a 96 Mustang, I saw it from the road, I can't see the shoe polish in window, but no pictures of the interior and the story goes - her husband is in prison, is being moved, and she had to sell the car TODAY for (((((drum roll)))) $200.00 and it's a sweet deal....it only needs a starter, and plug wire. But he's heard it run. Uhhhhh huh. So I said. "Well sure give me her number, I'll call her. Of course she's going to have to get to a magistrate's office and sign a bill of sale, have that notarized and fax or email me a copy and when that is done I will wire the money when I have the title in my hand or I will wire the magistrate the money and they can send me the title (and you and I know they don't do that but)....you know son I've been messed over so many times. She can send the title here and I'll pick the car up. DEAD SILENCE. ohhhhh ohhhhhh and the kicker.....I got a call later that said " I was trying to get the car for you because....(ready? ready?) Because I owe you so much money. ROFLMAO Holding my Butt because I am ROFLMAO. How sweet. Isn't he sweet? OM what a lovely child. He was thinking of me. ME. Then he said.....Well I'm going to go now and ride my bike into on coming traffic. So I said - Well just don't drive out in front of that Mustang. I know you really liked that car. So tonight......wow I mean he's actually allowed me to get up and out of bed, take a shower, send out a few emails.....and tonight he calls and says Not... how are you? How do you feel? ....but starts right off with.... Hey.....there's a 98 Mercury Montero in the paper here.....with interior, blah blah blah and the lady wants 800 for it, but it doesn't have a transmission in it....so she said if you'll send me $500 cash by this weekend......and I was seriously in a fog. I sat there like - WT? I said I... I mean GOBSMACKED.....and I could only mutter I HAVE A $526 dollar electric bill, I have no job, I don't feel well.....and you want and that little #)$*% cut me off and said..... Are you asleep or something? You dont' sound right .....I'll call you later. Bye. yeah.....call me later...Ihave SO much to tell you....... Does he think I'm SIMPLE? Does he think I actually bought ANY of that first car story - you know the one where he 'thinks' I buy ANY of the he said daughter is a butt and is siding with me? I KNOW daughter is a butt. Don't need him to tell me. And as far as the let down? (you know where I couldn't Western Union him the money in time - not the whole amount? Well how about 1/2 could I get 1/2 to him before 5:30PM I mean if I left NOW I could make it to the bank, draw out the money and make it to the grocery store to wire him the money - this kid even thought of our password. AMAZING....... I swear I feel like pooping in a box and sending it to him. C.O.D. :sick: just not sure what to charge for the physical Sh(T%s [/QUOTE]
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