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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 213927" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p><span style="color: red">I love my husband and he's a great guy. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">Someone please remind me again why we're married. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: red">But...there are days that I wonder if his mother dropped him on his head.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">OF COURSE SHE DID - did you think that knot was just for keeping a hat on?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"> I know we all have those days</span></p><p><span style="color: purple">Whatever are you talking about?</span></p><p><span style="color: red"> but OMG. And it's always little stuff that gets my dander up with him.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">Don't play this down - he is aggrivation in man pants.</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">He's off this week. </span></p><p><span style="color: purple">Oh so I see - He's just lolly dolly around the house and can't make his own food?</span></p><p><span style="color: red">Aside from homework he did for his class Monday, he hasn't done a single thing </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">That's sums up question number one - WHY did you marry him?</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: red">he intended <span style="color: purple">(Man word for ROUNDTUIT)</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red">on doing this week</span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">.(</span><span style="color: purple">you mean lifetime don't you dear?)</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"> He DID go to the store yesterday and got some meat....</span></p><p><span style="color: purple">Did you give him a cookie?</span></p><p><span style="color: red">the only thing we needed.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">I doubt that - you NEED a vacation</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red">They had T-bones on sale </span></p><p><span style="color: purple">You had to tell him THAT didn't you?</span></p><p><span style="color: red">so he picked up those</span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">Wow the weight must have strained him all 2 lbs.</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: red"> and is grilling in 35 degree weather. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">That's pretty normal -</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: red">He came to me a bit ago </span></p><p><span style="color: purple">Looking for that cookie?</span></p><p><span style="color: red">and asked if I would throw some potatoes in the oven to bake.</span></p><p><span style="color: purple">Did you toss them from across the room like Skeball? More fun that way</span></p><p><span style="color: red"> (Note I said the OVEN) </span></p><p><span style="color: purple">I'm impressed he knows what the oven is - good job - here's a cookie.</span></p><p><span style="color: red">Sure, not a problem. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">Not a problem? Oh come on - HE's off all week and YOU have to throw spuds? Say what you mean - YES throwing potatos is an issue - not doing it - give ME a cookie.</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: red">I'll let you know when you can throw the steaks </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">There he goes again - tossing the meat around -</span> </span><span style="color: purple">really off a whole week huh? Ugh.</span></p><p><span style="color: red">on so they will be done at the same time. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">Wishful thinking manpants - no cookie for you - oven potato? 45 minutes unless you buy Mstang that new super fast cooker stove/oven - ooooh lets go shopping - you obviously have the time. You're off a week. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Uh....well the steaks are already on the grill. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">OF COURSE THEY ARE PLANNER DUDE - BRAVO - another cookie!</span> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">Can you just make some instant? </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">Um BLECH -NO - ERP.....BLAH.......can you say stab with fork and microwave?</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Grrrrrrr.......fine.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">FRRRRRRRIGGGGGGGG are you serious? NOT FINE. NOT NOT NOT FINE. This involves ME doing ALL the work, getting the pan, putting water in it, starting the stove, watching, measuring the spuds, getting a measuring cup, finding the butter, putting that in, watching the stove some more - finding a lid, stirring, stirring, turning the heat down...UGH - NOT FINE </span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red">difficult child is doing the dishes that he was supposed to do hours ago (of course.) and I asked him to wash a pan up for me to use. I went back into the other room for a couple of minutes and when I went back into the kitchen..... husband had the potatoes cooking. By cooking I mean that the milk/water was already boiling, the potatoes were dumped in and the fire was still on. No stirring at all. Just a big gloppy mess of potato flakes in boiling milk. </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">Okay Gotta give it to da MAN here for messing up the baked potato timing and giving you a break - BRAVO - dogs get a treat - MMMMM everyone wins and you eat MEAT....nice.</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. - YOU gets a cookie! </span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">Five words. READ. THE. IN STRUCT TIONS.</span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">Five other words. DONT LET A MAN COOK.</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">Five more words. HONEY CAN YOU GET KFC?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">I realize this is stupid and petty to whine about </span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="color: purple">NO IT"S NOT - LEGITIMATE GRIPE.</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: red">but geez.....where do they come up with this stuff?</span> </p><p><span style="color: purple">Man school -</span> <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 213927, member: 4964"] [COLOR=red]I love my husband and he's a great guy. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]Someone please remind me again why we're married. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=red]But...there are days that I wonder if his mother dropped him on his head.[/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]OF COURSE SHE DID - did you think that knot was just for keeping a hat on?[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=red] I know we all have those days[/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]Whatever are you talking about?[/COLOR] [COLOR=red] but OMG. And it's always little stuff that gets my dander up with him.[/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]Don't play this down - he is aggrivation in man pants.[/COLOR] He's off this week. [/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]Oh so I see - He's just lolly dolly around the house and can't make his own food?[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]Aside from homework he did for his class Monday, he hasn't done a single thing [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]That's sums up question number one - WHY did you marry him?[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]he intended [COLOR=purple](Man word for ROUNDTUIT)[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=red]on doing this week[/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple].([/COLOR][COLOR=purple]you mean lifetime don't you dear?)[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple] [/COLOR] He DID go to the store yesterday and got some meat....[/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]Did you give him a cookie?[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]the only thing we needed.[/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]I doubt that - you NEED a vacation[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=red]They had T-bones on sale [/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]You had to tell him THAT didn't you?[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]so he picked up those[/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]Wow the weight must have strained him all 2 lbs.[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red] and is grilling in 35 degree weather. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]That's pretty normal -[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]He came to me a bit ago [/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]Looking for that cookie?[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]and asked if I would throw some potatoes in the oven to bake.[/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]Did you toss them from across the room like Skeball? More fun that way[/COLOR] [COLOR=red] (Note I said the OVEN) [/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]I'm impressed he knows what the oven is - good job - here's a cookie.[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]Sure, not a problem. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]Not a problem? Oh come on - HE's off all week and YOU have to throw spuds? Say what you mean - YES throwing potatos is an issue - not doing it - give ME a cookie.[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]I'll let you know when you can throw the steaks [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]There he goes again - tossing the meat around -[/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=purple]really off a whole week huh? Ugh.[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]on so they will be done at the same time. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]Wishful thinking manpants - no cookie for you - oven potato? 45 minutes unless you buy Mstang that new super fast cooker stove/oven - ooooh lets go shopping - you obviously have the time. You're off a week. [/COLOR] Uh....well the steaks are already on the grill. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]OF COURSE THEY ARE PLANNER DUDE - BRAVO - another cookie![/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][/COLOR] [COLOR=red]Can you just make some instant? [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]Um BLECH -NO - ERP.....BLAH.......can you say stab with fork and microwave?[/COLOR] Grrrrrrr.......fine.[/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]FRRRRRRRIGGGGGGGG are you serious? NOT FINE. NOT NOT NOT FINE. This involves ME doing ALL the work, getting the pan, putting water in it, starting the stove, watching, measuring the spuds, getting a measuring cup, finding the butter, putting that in, watching the stove some more - finding a lid, stirring, stirring, turning the heat down...UGH - NOT FINE [/COLOR] difficult child is doing the dishes that he was supposed to do hours ago (of course.) and I asked him to wash a pan up for me to use. I went back into the other room for a couple of minutes and when I went back into the kitchen..... husband had the potatoes cooking. By cooking I mean that the milk/water was already boiling, the potatoes were dumped in and the fire was still on. No stirring at all. Just a big gloppy mess of potato flakes in boiling milk. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]Okay Gotta give it to da MAN here for messing up the baked potato timing and giving you a break - BRAVO - dogs get a treat - MMMMM everyone wins and you eat MEAT....nice.[/COLOR] GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.[/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. - YOU gets a cookie! [/COLOR] Five words. READ. THE. IN STRUCT TIONS.[/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]Five other words. DONT LET A MAN COOK.[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]Five more words. HONEY CAN YOU GET KFC?[/COLOR] I realize this is stupid and petty to whine about [/COLOR] [COLOR=red][COLOR=purple]NO IT"S NOT - LEGITIMATE GRIPE.[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]but geez.....where do they come up with this stuff?[/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]Man school -[/COLOR] :raspberry-tounge: [/QUOTE]
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