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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 368409" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Okay - first off - I'm NOT married. So I don't have THOSE kinds of boots in my closet. The temptation would be too much. </p><p> </p><p>Secondly - Ya'll hasta remember I'm just NOW getting back to even thinking about prancy boots - Seriously...At nearly 300 lbs. you don't own Captain Morgan boots or Captain Jack Sparrow Boots. You might WANT them - and you might THINK you can wear them and you may try them on - but in all seriousness - and I did - "HAVE" them - but when you walk out across any lawn? The best look you're gonna get is that of a large woman in a white night gown wobbling helplessly, desperate to free herself from clods of grass. NOT a hot babe, in a Jerry Seinfeld pirate shirt and hot to trot Marg-described pirate thigh high boots awaiting her swarthy long haired hot-blooded romantic sailor. I know - I tried it - and the comment that was made was - "Honey - I can hook the tractor up to the aerator if you want to poke holes in the lawn - we have equipment for that." </p><p> </p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 368409, member: 4964"] Okay - first off - I'm NOT married. So I don't have THOSE kinds of boots in my closet. The temptation would be too much. Secondly - Ya'll hasta remember I'm just NOW getting back to even thinking about prancy boots - Seriously...At nearly 300 lbs. you don't own Captain Morgan boots or Captain Jack Sparrow Boots. You might WANT them - and you might THINK you can wear them and you may try them on - but in all seriousness - and I did - "HAVE" them - but when you walk out across any lawn? The best look you're gonna get is that of a large woman in a white night gown wobbling helplessly, desperate to free herself from clods of grass. NOT a hot babe, in a Jerry Seinfeld pirate shirt and hot to trot Marg-described pirate thigh high boots awaiting her swarthy long haired hot-blooded romantic sailor. I know - I tried it - and the comment that was made was - "Honey - I can hook the tractor up to the aerator if you want to poke holes in the lawn - we have equipment for that." :raspberry-tounge: [/QUOTE]
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