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Argggg, he smoked us out of the house
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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 528143" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>I am SO SORRY!! The smell of burned garlic is HORRIBLE!!!! Want a funny story about this?</p><p></p><p>My bro is a history nut. Emphasis on NUT as in off his rocker, crazy stupid. He is IQ smart but common sense deficient. At age 16 or so he read that the pioneer whomevers used garlic tea to treat a cold. They took a clove of garlic and steeped it in a cup of hot water. Bro had a cold, so of course this is better than taking some cold medications. Being drunk off his azz only made this seem MORE rational, of course. At about 1 am he put an entire HEAD of garlic into a small pan with 2 cups of water (one didn't look like enough) and put it on the stove to boil (because boiling is better than steeping, ya know). At about 1:10 he passed out, of course. At about 2 the CAT got my parents up squawling her head off. She was SOOOOOO UPSET. My dad smelled something hideous and went running to find the water gone, the pan ruined, the entire HOUSE filled with smoke from the boiled up garlic. </p><p></p><p>It has to be really BAD before a cat gets upset if you burn something, at least with that cat.</p><p></p><p>EVERY item of clothing in the house had to be dry cleaned to get the stench out. Washing didn't do it. Bro had to work off hundreds of $ in dry cleaning, the cost of shampooing all the rugs and furniture, buying some new clothes for us to wear for a day or two until clothes came back from the cleaner, etc... </p><p></p><p>He didn't even wake up until the next morning - and of COURSE had no memory of even making the 'tea'!!</p><p></p><p> am sorry that he wasted so much and made such a mess and smoked you out!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 528143, member: 1233"] I am SO SORRY!! The smell of burned garlic is HORRIBLE!!!! Want a funny story about this? My bro is a history nut. Emphasis on NUT as in off his rocker, crazy stupid. He is IQ smart but common sense deficient. At age 16 or so he read that the pioneer whomevers used garlic tea to treat a cold. They took a clove of garlic and steeped it in a cup of hot water. Bro had a cold, so of course this is better than taking some cold medications. Being drunk off his azz only made this seem MORE rational, of course. At about 1 am he put an entire HEAD of garlic into a small pan with 2 cups of water (one didn't look like enough) and put it on the stove to boil (because boiling is better than steeping, ya know). At about 1:10 he passed out, of course. At about 2 the CAT got my parents up squawling her head off. She was SOOOOOO UPSET. My dad smelled something hideous and went running to find the water gone, the pan ruined, the entire HOUSE filled with smoke from the boiled up garlic. It has to be really BAD before a cat gets upset if you burn something, at least with that cat. EVERY item of clothing in the house had to be dry cleaned to get the stench out. Washing didn't do it. Bro had to work off hundreds of $ in dry cleaning, the cost of shampooing all the rugs and furniture, buying some new clothes for us to wear for a day or two until clothes came back from the cleaner, etc... He didn't even wake up until the next morning - and of COURSE had no memory of even making the 'tea'!! am sorry that he wasted so much and made such a mess and smoked you out! [/QUOTE]
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