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<blockquote data-quote="nvts" data-source="post: 334622" data-attributes="member: 3814"><p>Didn't you guys know? Barney is Satan. Read the following:</p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Barney is Satan</strong></p> <p style="text-align: left">MATHEMATICAL PROOF (as in Geometry)</p> <p style="text-align: left">REQUIRED TO PROVE THAT "BARNEY IS SATAN"</p> <p style="text-align: left">Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur</p> <p style="text-align: left">Prove: Barney is Satan </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Step 1: The Romans had no letter "U" so they used "V'' instead for printing. </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Therefore, the Roman representation for Barney would be CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Step 2: Taking CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, and extracting the Roman neumerals, we have: </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">C V V L D I V </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Step 3: The decimal equivalent of these Roman neumerals would be: </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">100 5 5 50 500 1 5 </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Step 4: Adding these numbers together would produce: </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">666</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Step 5: 666 is the number of the beast </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Therefore: Barney is Satan</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/devil.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":devil:" title="devil :devil:" data-shortname=":devil:" /></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">The first time I read this, I laughed like a loon! People have too much time on their hands! (Although - I never liked Barney!).</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Beth</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nvts, post: 334622, member: 3814"] Didn't you guys know? Barney is Satan. Read the following: [CENTER][B]Barney is Satan[/B][/CENTER] [LEFT]MATHEMATICAL PROOF (as in Geometry) REQUIRED TO PROVE THAT "BARNEY IS SATAN" Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur Prove: Barney is Satan Step 1: The Romans had no letter "U" so they used "V'' instead for printing. Therefore, the Roman representation for Barney would be CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Step 2: Taking CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, and extracting the Roman neumerals, we have: C V V L D I V Step 3: The decimal equivalent of these Roman neumerals would be: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Step 4: Adding these numbers together would produce: 666 Step 5: 666 is the number of the beast Therefore: Barney is Satan :devil: The first time I read this, I laughed like a loon! People have too much time on their hands! (Although - I never liked Barney!). Beth[/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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