Be yourself - a lesson in humorous form

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Mar 12, 2009.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    The
    Pastor's ***




    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
    That he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

    The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


    The next day, the local paper headline read:



    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he
    Ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

    The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:


    NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.


    The bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, she sold it to a farmer for $10.
    The next day the paper read:

    NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.


    The next day the headlines read:


    NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.


    The bishop was buried the next day.


    The moral of the story is ....
    Being concerned about public opinion can bring
    You much grief and misery . . Even shorten your life.


    So be yourself and enjoy life.



     
  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    That one needed a warning! *wipes coffee off monitor*
     
  3. hearts and roses

    hearts and roses Mind Reader

    Pee your pants funny!! Thanks for the laugh, I passed that one on!!
     
  4. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    DAIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    -MONITOR WARNING..........:surprise:
     
  5. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    You are such a wise *** (whyzass?), Star*!
     
  6. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    that was a good one.

    beth
     
  7. Wiped Out

    Wiped Out Well-Known Member Staff Member

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Loved it!
     
  8. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Oh chickey -

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    yy4me
     
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