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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 95683" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>I still get teased about the bubble wrap insoles. MY THOUGHT was that they are 'airy' and would cushion my hurting feet. AND THEY WORKED GREAT until I had to get up and walk across the office in front of other women and they heard POP, SNAP, SNAP, POP POP. </p><p></p><p>After that they were all laughing too hard for me to have my feelings hurt. </p><p></p><p>And the mixer /beater bars? Yeah - I had made a red velvet cake and didn't want to get the red dye on my fingers (using it to scrape the bowl) so I picked up the electric hand mixer and stuck my tongue out to lick the beater. I bought the mixer at a yard sale for a quarter. I was so pleased with my deal until moving the cord to reach my mouth revealed there was a short in the line and the dang thing turned itself on high and tore up my tongue. </p><p></p><p>Skirt in the back of the panty hose? That's me. </p><p></p><p>Chocolate stain on white capris and on my mouth? Me </p><p></p><p>Travel mug in the microwave - silver band - me. Replaced that!</p><p></p><p>Cut shelf liner for my cabinets upside down so it only fits sticky side up? Me</p><p></p><p>Left a pink hair roller in the back of my head for picture day. </p><p></p><p>I guess to know me is to know I'm never going to get it perfect, but I try hard. </p><p></p><p>Put the cat food in the litter box and the litter in her dish? Me</p><p></p><p>Car keys in my hand and walking all over for nearly 20 minutes not being able to find them? Me. </p><p></p><p>Remote control in the freezer. Me - i wanted ice cream. </p><p></p><p>Made a cake for company picnic with a cup of salt in lieu of sugar. - Everyone was so kind when they politely threw their dessert out. Me.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 95683, member: 4964"] I still get teased about the bubble wrap insoles. MY THOUGHT was that they are 'airy' and would cushion my hurting feet. AND THEY WORKED GREAT until I had to get up and walk across the office in front of other women and they heard POP, SNAP, SNAP, POP POP. After that they were all laughing too hard for me to have my feelings hurt. And the mixer /beater bars? Yeah - I had made a red velvet cake and didn't want to get the red dye on my fingers (using it to scrape the bowl) so I picked up the electric hand mixer and stuck my tongue out to lick the beater. I bought the mixer at a yard sale for a quarter. I was so pleased with my deal until moving the cord to reach my mouth revealed there was a short in the line and the dang thing turned itself on high and tore up my tongue. Skirt in the back of the panty hose? That's me. Chocolate stain on white capris and on my mouth? Me Travel mug in the microwave - silver band - me. Replaced that! Cut shelf liner for my cabinets upside down so it only fits sticky side up? Me Left a pink hair roller in the back of my head for picture day. I guess to know me is to know I'm never going to get it perfect, but I try hard. Put the cat food in the litter box and the litter in her dish? Me Car keys in my hand and walking all over for nearly 20 minutes not being able to find them? Me. Remote control in the freezer. Me - i wanted ice cream. Made a cake for company picnic with a cup of salt in lieu of sugar. - Everyone was so kind when they politely threw their dessert out. Me. [/QUOTE]
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