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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 164394" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Summer Classes for Men</span> </span></span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Due to the Complexity and Difficulty Level Of Their Contents, Class Sizes Will Be Limited to 8 Participants Maximum.</span></span></p><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 10px"> <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Black">Class 1: How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.</span></span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Black">Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.</span></span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Black">Class 3: I</span>s It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 5: After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 6: Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 7: Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 8: Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 9: Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 10: Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 11: Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.</span><br /> [*] <br /> [*]<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Class 14: The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.</span> </span></li> </ul><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 164394, member: 4964"] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkOrange]Summer Classes for Men[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Due to the Complexity and Difficulty Level Of Their Contents, Class Sizes Will Be Limited to 8 Participants Maximum.[/SIZE][/FONT] [LIST][SIZE=2] [*][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Black]Class 1: How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.[/COLOR][/FONT] [*][FONT=Verdana][/FONT] [*][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Black]Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.[/COLOR][/FONT] [*][FONT=Verdana][/FONT] [*][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Black]Class 3: I[/COLOR]s It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 5: After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 6: Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 7: Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 8: Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 9: Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 10: Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 11: Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.[/FONT] [*] [*][FONT=Verdana]Class 14: The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/LIST] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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