especially porn DVDs found in my difficult child's bedroom. Who knew that destroying little plastic discs could feel so good? Found them in an empty jigsaw puzzle box. Suspected they were there when I walked in on him kneeling in front of his TV. He made a dash for the closet as I walked in. Was SUPPOSED to be doing homework. Lied and said he was watching Star Wars. Maybe Porn Star Wars, but definitely not the George Lucas film I've come to know and love over the years. Starting acting like a 12yo when I asked him to give me the movie. Refused to take it out of the player and started whining and making promises to do his homework right away. Well, THERE'S a big-red-I'm-lying-to-my-mom-flag. I just dropped it and figured I'd search the room after I took him to soccer practice (which is where he is now). Hopefully that's all there is. Some day he'll learn that he is not smarter than his mom. And he'll NEVER be smarter than my instincts.