Diary of a stray

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by mstang67chic, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Apparently, our own Star* has more than just a love of animals. She seems to have a psychic connection with them.

    For proof, here is her translation of our stray's diary. Who, by the way, we have named Chester.

    Enjoy! (and don't eat/drink while reading it. You are guaranteed to spew)

    I'm glad he picked a good home. I would have liked to have been privy on that dog brain thought.

    -Watching from across the street I see that they take care of their animals. I shall make a note to talk to that beutiful chow mix tomorrow.

    Made Contact with Sexy Chow mix (cloe) she has no Idea I'm considering invading HER home - bwah ha ha....must find a home, resources are running low. Damned economy- no one getting rid of leftovers for me to eat.

    Sat outside the house last night listening to sounds of family joy and laughter. Must infultrate this home. I've narrowed it down to three - fairly certain I can "cute" my way into here. My problems of hyperactivity should go unnoticed. They are busy people.

    Attempted to contact the woman. She was busy this morning - I pretended to eat from the ditch on the side of the road. I looked up - she was looking back in her mirror - SHE SAW ME.

    Today's the day! I have been licking and cleaning myself to be presentable. Best paw forward I shall cute my way into their lives. Wish me luck diary - stray dog in a bad economy - I'll be doing good to get a place in the garage and a bowl of kibble once a day.

    My plot worked. The man? What a pushover - he even gave me a name. I'm a shoe in to be a keeper. I saw her typing about me - what am I, should I go to the vets. I must find a way to short circuit my microchip - I don't want to go back and live with the Addams family.

    Yeah life is good, she's picking names for me like a newborn in a nursery and I got a collar and a toy. I'll have to work on my mad skillz with this Cloe - she's pretty tough. I must look like her BFF Pootie. What's a Pootie?

    -Monday - well I've been in the house nearly a week today. I'm a Keeper - they're discussing my new name. I haven't the heart to tell them what it used to be. Who names their dog Pogo? Marco - POGO....duuuuuumb.

    -Tuesday - Happy me.....I think I'm a Keeper. Oh not a Boner....Good grief was she serious - Chester - Cats are named Chester. Chester the molester......must find a new name tomorrow -today I have faces to light up.
  2. rejectedmom

    rejectedmom New Member

    cute looking foward to future entries. ;) -RM
  3. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Sukkahhh! :d
  4. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    I knew he had you on the first post. :rofl:
  5. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    You named him CHESTER? Does that mean I win the stray-naming contest???? ha!!!! I am just tickled pink!
  6. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Does this mean you're keeping Chester? I knew you wouldn't find a fedex box. I knew it. You're a pushover.

    Enjoy Chester.

  7. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    Wasn't Chester a cricket?

    LOL - I loved the diary... I bet my animals' would look a lot like that... NONE of them were anticipated!
  8. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    Okay, I'm amazed, but understand why you are keeping this dog........ he journals and gets his feelings out! Does he type or write it out long hand?........ but more amazing is his knowledge of human english......... oh, wait, this is channelled thru Star?........ Nevermind...........
  9. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Actually - he called Pootie and talked to her.....she's a marvellous translator. I told you before she's a little Ambassador of love. She said Cloe needed a brother that was a tad pushyto get her out of her funk.

    I then in turn type his feelings.

    -Sometimes I'm a tad worried that Pootie "embellishes" a little too much, so I've had to have that HONESTY is the best policy chat.

    And she tells me LOTS of stuff that her GRRRRRrrrrrrrrrraandpa does during the day. He swears I have a video camera. :surprise:
  10. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    You DID!!!! AND......guess what the prize is? (I'm surprised no one asked yet).

    Your prize iiiiiiiiissssssssss.....



    Just let me know when you'll be home and we'll be right over with his things. :bigsmile:

    And yes, Pootie is quite the chatter/texter. She sent me a message the other day telling me about a talk she had with Cloe about Little Mr. Chester. It was so spot on I actually asked husband if Star had called!
  11. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Terrier kisses from Buddy!
  12. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    Maybe all of our animals need a CD getaway?

    Aww, Chester. Long distance love.
  13. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911


    I'm doomed. I can't shut up. I'm so happy I can't contain myself. I bark at everything. Hey mail man - look at me I HAVE A HOME. Hey garabage man - ARE YOU TAKING MY FAMILY TRASH? Hey kid on a bike - I CANT REACH YOUR TIRES ANYMORE BUT I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU. I'm so excited I think I could bounce off the walls....wait....would that be a nono? Rules, RULES..there were no rules on the street. I must OBEY...and yes, yes - I have no idea why humans are so protective of their white waterbowls. It's not like I EVER see them getting a drink out of them.
    Still trying to let Cloe see......oh hey hang on getting a text from Pootie -
    Yeah girl can I hit you later?

    Pootie doesn't do WAIT - or STAY.....lol

    Glad you have such a lovely little - are you keeping him for sure? lol
  14. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    For sure? No. We're still looking for owners/home. In fact, I'm taking him to the vet this morning for a scan to see if he's got a chip.

    I was talking to husband last night about him though. The way he's been acting with us...affectionate, like he lives here, etc....makes me wonder about his previous home. We found another dog roaming around our street once. GORGEOUS female Husky, really sweet dog. We took her in, made a flyer and found her owner. But the entire time she was here, while she was good, she wasn't comfortable. You could tell she wanted to go home. Chester? He couldn't care less.
  15. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Stang, if you didn't live all the way on the other side of the country.....I'd meet up with you somewhere. I would love another dog. He is a cutie....and he can txt!
  16. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Way on the other side? I'm only in Indiana dearie! LOL Half way would only be about 6 hours or so depending on where in NJ you are.
  17. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Mmmm....are you sure he isn't a keeper? It's really tempting!
  18. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    If I know he's going to a good home....tempt away!