mstang67chic
Going Green
Apparently, our own Star* has more than just a love of animals. She seems to have a psychic connection with them.
For proof, here is her translation of our stray's diary. Who, by the way, we have named Chester.
Enjoy! (and don't eat/drink while reading it. You are guaranteed to spew)
I'm glad he picked a good home. I would have liked to have been privy on that dog brain thought.
-Watching from across the street I see that they take care of their animals. I shall make a note to talk to that beutiful chow mix tomorrow.
-Tuesday
Made Contact with Sexy Chow mix (cloe) she has no Idea I'm considering invading HER home - bwah ha ha....must find a home, resources are running low. Damned economy- no one getting rid of leftovers for me to eat.
-Wednesday
Sat outside the house last night listening to sounds of family joy and laughter. Must infultrate this home. I've narrowed it down to three - fairly certain I can "cute" my way into here. My problems of hyperactivity should go unnoticed. They are busy people.
=Thursday
Attempted to contact the woman. She was busy this morning - I pretended to eat from the ditch on the side of the road. I looked up - she was looking back in her mirror - SHE SAW ME.
-Friday
Today's the day! I have been licking and cleaning myself to be presentable. Best paw forward I shall cute my way into their lives. Wish me luck diary - stray dog in a bad economy - I'll be doing good to get a place in the garage and a bowl of kibble once a day.
-Saturday
My plot worked. The man? What a pushover - he even gave me a name. I'm a shoe in to be a keeper. I saw her typing about me - what am I, should I go to the vets. I must find a way to short circuit my microchip - I don't want to go back and live with the Addams family.
-Sunday
Yeah life is good, she's picking names for me like a newborn in a nursery and I got a collar and a toy. I'll have to work on my mad skillz with this Cloe - she's pretty tough. I must look like her BFF Pootie. What's a Pootie?
-Monday - well I've been in the house nearly a week today. I'm a Keeper - they're discussing my new name. I haven't the heart to tell them what it used to be. Who names their dog Pogo? Marco - POGO....duuuuuumb.
-Tuesday - Happy me.....I think I'm a Keeper. Oh not a Boner....Good grief was she serious - Chester - Cats are named Chester. Chester the molester......must find a new name tomorrow -today I have faces to light up.
For proof, here is her translation of our stray's diary. Who, by the way, we have named Chester.
Enjoy! (and don't eat/drink while reading it. You are guaranteed to spew)
I'm glad he picked a good home. I would have liked to have been privy on that dog brain thought.
-Watching from across the street I see that they take care of their animals. I shall make a note to talk to that beutiful chow mix tomorrow.
-Tuesday
Made Contact with Sexy Chow mix (cloe) she has no Idea I'm considering invading HER home - bwah ha ha....must find a home, resources are running low. Damned economy- no one getting rid of leftovers for me to eat.
-Wednesday
Sat outside the house last night listening to sounds of family joy and laughter. Must infultrate this home. I've narrowed it down to three - fairly certain I can "cute" my way into here. My problems of hyperactivity should go unnoticed. They are busy people.
=Thursday
Attempted to contact the woman. She was busy this morning - I pretended to eat from the ditch on the side of the road. I looked up - she was looking back in her mirror - SHE SAW ME.
-Friday
Today's the day! I have been licking and cleaning myself to be presentable. Best paw forward I shall cute my way into their lives. Wish me luck diary - stray dog in a bad economy - I'll be doing good to get a place in the garage and a bowl of kibble once a day.
-Saturday
My plot worked. The man? What a pushover - he even gave me a name. I'm a shoe in to be a keeper. I saw her typing about me - what am I, should I go to the vets. I must find a way to short circuit my microchip - I don't want to go back and live with the Addams family.
-Sunday
Yeah life is good, she's picking names for me like a newborn in a nursery and I got a collar and a toy. I'll have to work on my mad skillz with this Cloe - she's pretty tough. I must look like her BFF Pootie. What's a Pootie?
-Monday - well I've been in the house nearly a week today. I'm a Keeper - they're discussing my new name. I haven't the heart to tell them what it used to be. Who names their dog Pogo? Marco - POGO....duuuuuumb.
-Tuesday - Happy me.....I think I'm a Keeper. Oh not a Boner....Good grief was she serious - Chester - Cats are named Chester. Chester the molester......must find a new name tomorrow -today I have faces to light up.
-RM
