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<blockquote data-quote="mstang67chic" data-source="post: 264225" data-attributes="member: 2459"><p>Apparently, our own Star* has more than just a love of animals. She seems to have a psychic connection with them. </p><p></p><p>For proof, here is her translation of our stray's diary. Who, by the way, we have named Chester.</p><p></p><p>Enjoy! (and don't eat/drink while reading it. You are guaranteed to spew)</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I'm glad he picked a good home. I would have liked to have been privy on that dog brain thought. </p><p></p><p>-Watching from across the street I see that they take care of their animals. I shall make a note to talk to that beutiful chow mix tomorrow. </p><p></p><p>-Tuesday </p><p>Made Contact with Sexy Chow mix (cloe) she has no Idea I'm considering invading HER home - bwah ha ha....must find a home, resources are running low. Damned economy- no one getting rid of leftovers for me to eat. </p><p></p><p>-Wednesday </p><p>Sat outside the house last night listening to sounds of family joy and laughter. Must infultrate this home. I've narrowed it down to three - fairly certain I can "cute" my way into here. My problems of hyperactivity should go unnoticed. They are busy people. </p><p></p><p>=Thursday </p><p>Attempted to contact the woman. She was busy this morning - I pretended to eat from the ditch on the side of the road. I looked up - she was looking back in her mirror - SHE SAW ME. </p><p></p><p>-Friday</p><p>Today's the day! I have been licking and cleaning myself to be presentable. Best paw forward I shall cute my way into their lives. Wish me luck diary - stray dog in a bad economy - I'll be doing good to get a place in the garage and a bowl of kibble once a day. </p><p></p><p>-Saturday </p><p>My plot worked. The man? What a pushover - he even gave me a name. I'm a shoe in to be a keeper. I saw her typing about me - what am I, should I go to the vets. I must find a way to short circuit my microchip - I don't want to go back and live with the Addams family. </p><p></p><p>-Sunday </p><p>Yeah life is good, she's picking names for me like a newborn in a nursery and I got a collar and a toy. I'll have to work on my mad skillz with this Cloe - she's pretty tough. I must look like her BFF Pootie. What's a Pootie? </p><p></p><p>-Monday - well I've been in the house nearly a week today. I'm a Keeper - they're discussing my new name. I haven't the heart to tell them what it used to be. Who names their dog Pogo? Marco - POGO....duuuuuumb. </p><p></p><p>-Tuesday - Happy me.....I think I'm a Keeper. Oh not a Boner....Good grief was she serious - Chester - Cats are named Chester. Chester the molester......must find a new name tomorrow -today I have faces to light up.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mstang67chic, post: 264225, member: 2459"] Apparently, our own Star* has more than just a love of animals. She seems to have a psychic connection with them. For proof, here is her translation of our stray's diary. Who, by the way, we have named Chester. Enjoy! (and don't eat/drink while reading it. You are guaranteed to spew) I'm glad he picked a good home. I would have liked to have been privy on that dog brain thought. -Watching from across the street I see that they take care of their animals. I shall make a note to talk to that beutiful chow mix tomorrow. -Tuesday Made Contact with Sexy Chow mix (cloe) she has no Idea I'm considering invading HER home - bwah ha ha....must find a home, resources are running low. Damned economy- no one getting rid of leftovers for me to eat. -Wednesday Sat outside the house last night listening to sounds of family joy and laughter. Must infultrate this home. I've narrowed it down to three - fairly certain I can "cute" my way into here. My problems of hyperactivity should go unnoticed. They are busy people. =Thursday Attempted to contact the woman. She was busy this morning - I pretended to eat from the ditch on the side of the road. I looked up - she was looking back in her mirror - SHE SAW ME. -Friday Today's the day! I have been licking and cleaning myself to be presentable. Best paw forward I shall cute my way into their lives. Wish me luck diary - stray dog in a bad economy - I'll be doing good to get a place in the garage and a bowl of kibble once a day. -Saturday My plot worked. The man? What a pushover - he even gave me a name. I'm a shoe in to be a keeper. I saw her typing about me - what am I, should I go to the vets. I must find a way to short circuit my microchip - I don't want to go back and live with the Addams family. -Sunday Yeah life is good, she's picking names for me like a newborn in a nursery and I got a collar and a toy. I'll have to work on my mad skillz with this Cloe - she's pretty tough. I must look like her BFF Pootie. What's a Pootie? -Monday - well I've been in the house nearly a week today. I'm a Keeper - they're discussing my new name. I haven't the heart to tell them what it used to be. Who names their dog Pogo? Marco - POGO....duuuuuumb. -Tuesday - Happy me.....I think I'm a Keeper. Oh not a Boner....Good grief was she serious - Chester - Cats are named Chester. Chester the molester......must find a new name tomorrow -today I have faces to light up. [/QUOTE]
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