- You get 5 points if your difficult child had a 1/2 hour long screaming tantrum because the Patriots lost.
- Add 5 more points if difficult child didn't actually watch any football ALL SEASON LONG except the last few minutes of this game.
- Another 5 points if difficult child called you an idiot somewhere in the middle of that tantrum, as if you had something to do with the outcome of the game.
- Add 5 points if difficult child described losing in ways that are outside the realm of reason: losing makes the losers look ridiculous, the only thing that matters is the trophy, refusing to even look at the losing team
-And, finally, you get 10 points if you forced your difficult child to watch the interview with the losing coach, to give him a taste of good sportsmanship...and the coach was surly and horrible, thus ruining your little life lesson! AAAAAAggggh!
Hey, I win! 30 points!
- Add 5 more points if difficult child didn't actually watch any football ALL SEASON LONG except the last few minutes of this game.
- Another 5 points if difficult child called you an idiot somewhere in the middle of that tantrum, as if you had something to do with the outcome of the game.
- Add 5 points if difficult child described losing in ways that are outside the realm of reason: losing makes the losers look ridiculous, the only thing that matters is the trophy, refusing to even look at the losing team
-And, finally, you get 10 points if you forced your difficult child to watch the interview with the losing coach, to give him a taste of good sportsmanship...and the coach was surly and horrible, thus ruining your little life lesson! AAAAAAggggh!
Hey, I win! 30 points!