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<blockquote data-quote="Nomad" data-source="post: 167488"><p><span style="color: #333333">My friend sent this list of "natural remedies" to me.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Hope you get a kick out of it.<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Natural Remedies You Didn't Think About</strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #333333">If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span><span style="color: #333333">A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">You only need two tools in life -- WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES...NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><strong>Oh, and remember, if you can't fix it with a hammer, then you have an electrical problem.</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nomad, post: 167488"] [COLOR=#333333]My friend sent this list of "natural remedies" to me.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Hope you get a kick out of it.:raspberry-tounge:[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][B]Natural Remedies You Didn't Think About[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. [/COLOR][COLOR=#333333]A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough. You only need two tools in life -- WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES...NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. :winking: [B]Oh, and remember, if you can't fix it with a hammer, then you have an electrical problem.[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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