Eleven Minutes

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  1. meowbunny

    meowbunny New Member

    A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop approaches the car to get a closer look.

    Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

    The young man lowers his window, "Uh, yes, officer?'

    The cop says, 'What are you doing?'

    The young man says, 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

    Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says, 'And her, what is she doing?'

    The young man shrugs, "I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater.'

    Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night
    in Lover's Lane.....and nothing is happening!

    The cop asks, 'What's your age?"


    The young man says , 'I'm 22."


    The cop asks, 'And her ... what's her age?'


    The young man looks at his watch and replies, 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'Eleven Minutes
    A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a
    couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop
    approaches the car to get a closer look.

    Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine . He
    immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by
    this surprising situation the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the
    driver's window.

    The young man lowers his window . Uh, yes, officer?'
    The cop says, 'What are you doing?'


    The young man says, 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

    Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says,
    'And her, what is she doing?'


    The young man shrugs, " I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater.'

    Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night
    in Lover's Lane.....and nothing is happening!

    The cop asks, 'What's your age?"

    The young man says , 'I'm 22."

    The cop asks, 'And her ... what's her age?'

    The young man looks at his watch and replies, 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'
     
  2. hearts and roses

    hearts and roses Mind Reader

    Cute one! I forwarded it to my sisters - they will think it's funny too, we all have daughters!
     
  3. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    OMG - at least she snagged a computer guy....lol. :sick:
     
  4. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

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