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Ever applied for an interesting job just for the heck of it?
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 277423" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Mermaid. </p><p> </p><p>WIkki Wacchi fun park. </p><p> </p><p>I got the job because - well let's face it I was a sexy beast.....and I could hold my breath, and I could swim like a fish.......but couldn't see 2 inches in front of my face without contacts and you can't wear them underwater </p><p> </p><p>I was STarial.......the blind mermaid.....</p><p> </p><p>SO I thought - OKAY - I'll go work with the raptors.......I got beat out by a girl who had LOADS of experience with large carnivorous birds and her own Falcon....I had large bird experience for years - but married a turkey so it wouldn't have worked out. </p><p> </p><p>And I worked in a lollipop factory - I was a sucker maker......no joke. DumDum lollipops by Yost Candy factory Dalton Oh.....see package </p><p> </p><p>I've been an engraver all my life - a few more years experience and I could get a masters in it.....</p><p> </p><p>I applied with the FBI - I'm sure I work for them - they just don't know I'm around because I'm THAT good.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 277423, member: 4964"] Mermaid. WIkki Wacchi fun park. I got the job because - well let's face it I was a sexy beast.....and I could hold my breath, and I could swim like a fish.......but couldn't see 2 inches in front of my face without contacts and you can't wear them underwater I was STarial.......the blind mermaid..... SO I thought - OKAY - I'll go work with the raptors.......I got beat out by a girl who had LOADS of experience with large carnivorous birds and her own Falcon....I had large bird experience for years - but married a turkey so it wouldn't have worked out. And I worked in a lollipop factory - I was a sucker maker......no joke. DumDum lollipops by Yost Candy factory Dalton Oh.....see package I've been an engraver all my life - a few more years experience and I could get a masters in it..... I applied with the FBI - I'm sure I work for them - they just don't know I'm around because I'm THAT good. [/QUOTE]
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