...she called to tell me a girl in her dorm has both strep and pinkeye. The next call will be her telling me her eyes itch, and what should she do about it. The third will be to tell me her throat feels scratchy and she's tired. I swear, this reminds me of the note I wrote for her in second grade..."Please excuse Miss KT's tardiness this morning. She had a severe case of hypochondria." Sigh.