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<blockquote data-quote="DammitJanet" data-source="post: 360882" data-attributes="member: 1514"><p>My grandmother was an older, fairly deaf woman who refused to wear hearing aides. She was walking around the grocery store one day and stopped in the dairy isle to get some eggs. As she bent over to get the carton....it happened. This sudden gurgling, ripping, roaring pffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttt came out of her and with it the most atrocious, hideous, awful stench that reminded one of raw eggs surrounded by sewage. My mother and I were trying to distance ourselves from her. She just turned her head left and right and declared loudly:</p><p></p><p>"we must get out of here, something stinks!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DammitJanet, post: 360882, member: 1514"] My grandmother was an older, fairly deaf woman who refused to wear hearing aides. She was walking around the grocery store one day and stopped in the dairy isle to get some eggs. As she bent over to get the carton....it happened. This sudden gurgling, ripping, roaring pffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttt came out of her and with it the most atrocious, hideous, awful stench that reminded one of raw eggs surrounded by sewage. My mother and I were trying to distance ourselves from her. She just turned her head left and right and declared loudly: "we must get out of here, something stinks!" [/QUOTE]
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