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<blockquote data-quote="muttmeister" data-source="post: 360913" data-attributes="member: 135"><p>I think as you get older, your digestion or whatever must change. I had an aunt who lived to be 95. She was very proper and, when she was younger, if her daughter had let one fly, the daughter would have been severely punished. But once my aunt reached her late 80s, she'd let one go often. Many times it was when she was getting up or down or out of the car or something like that. I honestly don't think she knew she was doing it. She never made any mention or acted like she knew what she did. Maybe she was just ignoring it but I really think she didn't know. I hope I don't reach that state.</p><p> </p><p>Jo, the story about your ex is funny. It reminds me of a joke my uncle used to tell. The old man went to the nursing home and his son went to visit him. While the son was there, the man appeared to fall over to the left and a nurse came and immediately straightened him back up. Then he appeared to fall over to the right and another nurse appeared and put him upright again. That happened several times. In the course of the conversation the son asked, "How do you like it here?" The old man replied, "It would be great, if only they'd let me fa*t." <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laugh.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="muttmeister, post: 360913, member: 135"] I think as you get older, your digestion or whatever must change. I had an aunt who lived to be 95. She was very proper and, when she was younger, if her daughter had let one fly, the daughter would have been severely punished. But once my aunt reached her late 80s, she'd let one go often. Many times it was when she was getting up or down or out of the car or something like that. I honestly don't think she knew she was doing it. She never made any mention or acted like she knew what she did. Maybe she was just ignoring it but I really think she didn't know. I hope I don't reach that state. Jo, the story about your ex is funny. It reminds me of a joke my uncle used to tell. The old man went to the nursing home and his son went to visit him. While the son was there, the man appeared to fall over to the left and a nurse came and immediately straightened him back up. Then he appeared to fall over to the right and another nurse appeared and put him upright again. That happened several times. In the course of the conversation the son asked, "How do you like it here?" The old man replied, "It would be great, if only they'd let me fa*t." :funny: [/QUOTE]
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