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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 528223" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>LORD it just gets better......</p><p></p><p></p><p>So we have 8 tomatos and 8 cucumbers. PLENTY for us, and to give away. Plant them and df drags out this hose -----I said be careful -lllllllllll.........I get that - I"M NOT AN IDIOT LOOK.......and I turned my back for a second......and where do YOU think the hose was drug? </p><p></p><p>I have 3 cucumber vines left. and WHEN I YELLED OMGOSH~~ he looked and said - WELL I DIDN'T SEE THEM......(SLAP MY HEAD AND SHUT MY MOUTH) okay okay - they'll grow back ----they're in the ground .....just breath they're cucumbers star - inhale.........exhale......inhal........smile at the man.........exhale.....</p><p></p><p>Then he did that curly cue thing that ALL MEN - and I MEAN ALL BLOODY MEN do like they're WILD WEST HEROes and going to jump through the circle (yeah that thing) and TOOK OUT A TOMATO plant.......</p><p></p><p>WHAT THE HHHHHHHH#)$(*#)(*#%( are you doing????? </p><p></p><p>He looks back and I said..........NOT SMILING..........GOOD GRIEF! and he just stood there with his head hung......as if that would 1.) Bring pity on him 2.) Bring the baby tomato plant back to life. 3.) KEEP HIM from being killed. and you know what? It worked. I did feel sorry for him. I was able to save the tomato plant. He's still alive. (that is by the Grace of God because I had a hoe in my hand and he's really slow with that cane of his, and that fake limp. I'm <em>sure</em> it's fake. Okay<em> maybe </em>it's real. </p><p></p><p>Anyway - despite INCREDIBLE odds - that you would not believe - we got a garden put in - and did an extra row and now he can't remember where he put the seeds. MY GOD if we had to depend on this garden we'd starve. It doesn't matter I told him once we were in the house if we were on the real Oregon Trail I would have alread rolled MYSELF up in a Pox blanket. This is just too much for any one woman to handle. I think if I find a bottle of liquor while I'm looking for the seed packets I'm going to have a nip or twelve...just so I can converse with him. and his Fritz. </p><p></p><p>And we never did have eggs. He made cinnamon rolls - package says 15 minutes - so he put them in for 8. Nice doughy cinnamon rolls ar great when you can't have any sugar in your diet. I opted for unspecial K. and I think I know why some women put Baileys in their Coffee. The older I become the more clearly I understand so many things I never did. Like Licking styrofoam. I'm sure there's a really good reason for that too.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 528223, member: 4964"] LORD it just gets better...... So we have 8 tomatos and 8 cucumbers. PLENTY for us, and to give away. Plant them and df drags out this hose -----I said be careful -lllllllllll.........I get that - I"M NOT AN IDIOT LOOK.......and I turned my back for a second......and where do YOU think the hose was drug? I have 3 cucumber vines left. and WHEN I YELLED OMGOSH~~ he looked and said - WELL I DIDN'T SEE THEM......(SLAP MY HEAD AND SHUT MY MOUTH) okay okay - they'll grow back ----they're in the ground .....just breath they're cucumbers star - inhale.........exhale......inhal........smile at the man.........exhale..... Then he did that curly cue thing that ALL MEN - and I MEAN ALL BLOODY MEN do like they're WILD WEST HEROes and going to jump through the circle (yeah that thing) and TOOK OUT A TOMATO plant....... WHAT THE HHHHHHHH#)$(*#)(*#%( are you doing????? He looks back and I said..........NOT SMILING..........GOOD GRIEF! and he just stood there with his head hung......as if that would 1.) Bring pity on him 2.) Bring the baby tomato plant back to life. 3.) KEEP HIM from being killed. and you know what? It worked. I did feel sorry for him. I was able to save the tomato plant. He's still alive. (that is by the Grace of God because I had a hoe in my hand and he's really slow with that cane of his, and that fake limp. I'm [I]sure[/I] it's fake. Okay[I] maybe [/I]it's real. Anyway - despite INCREDIBLE odds - that you would not believe - we got a garden put in - and did an extra row and now he can't remember where he put the seeds. MY GOD if we had to depend on this garden we'd starve. It doesn't matter I told him once we were in the house if we were on the real Oregon Trail I would have alread rolled MYSELF up in a Pox blanket. This is just too much for any one woman to handle. I think if I find a bottle of liquor while I'm looking for the seed packets I'm going to have a nip or twelve...just so I can converse with him. and his Fritz. And we never did have eggs. He made cinnamon rolls - package says 15 minutes - so he put them in for 8. Nice doughy cinnamon rolls ar great when you can't have any sugar in your diet. I opted for unspecial K. and I think I know why some women put Baileys in their Coffee. The older I become the more clearly I understand so many things I never did. Like Licking styrofoam. I'm sure there's a really good reason for that too. [/QUOTE]
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