husband sent this..now in traction

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by mrscatinthehat, Jun 19, 2009.

  1. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    Summer Classes for Women at
    THE
    ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Monday, June 15, 2009

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM
    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
    Class 7
    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
    Class 8
    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 9
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. (course given by Nancy Pelosi)
    Class 10
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
    Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.
    Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

    Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day . . ... and to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor . . .
     
  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl:

    Thanks for the warning Beth.

    :rofl:
     
  3. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    Is there a large supply of chocolate provided during Class 8 - medications for PMS - Use them?

    Is there an extra fee for taking that class (like husbands having to give us our favorite things with-o all the cranky crabbies?) and is the chocolate oasis available to those of us not PMSing also? (I need to know so I can plan my birth control pills to have a period if need be to gain admission to the chocolate oasis!)

    Can we have a Men's class in eating: No one wants the soundtrack to your meal. Close your mouth while chewing will NOT harm you.

    There should be a separate mens class : It is already DEAD!! You do not have to attack the food on your plate. It won't walk away, we promise!!
     
  4. Andy

    Andy Active Member

  5. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Too funny, Beth. I'm sure they could add a class on remote responsibility.

    Abbey
     
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