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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 289396" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>Some of us have that gift. I had just delivered Jessie a month before I took her out to see my aunt. The one in rural OH. I stopped at a truck stop for gas, not knowing it apparently was the "pick up" place for the county. NOT meaning trucks. </p><p></p><p>I was standing there in my baggy maternity pants and a BIG tshirt pumping gas and a guy tried to pick me up. Thank GOD I could wear my wedding ring again at that time - I couldn't while I was preg because my hands swelled. I got that guy off of me and took Jessie in with me to pay. I just didn't trust the guy not to try to take the car or her. I had an offer when I was on my way into the bathroom for a "quick visit" in the restroom with a toothless guy, and then the cashier guy gave me his phone number asking me to call him because he wanted to get to know "both of you beyooties". I will never forget THAT spelling! Cashier was only missing the top two front teeth, so I guess he was a better pick than the guy by the bathrooms.</p><p></p><p>At first I thought maybe I didn't look as bad as I thought. Then I realized it wasn't that. It was probably the meth distributor for the area. Toothlessness, hideos facial sores, it all made sense. My aunt confirmed it.</p><p></p><p>So no, it isn't just you. I get them too. Heck, husband gets them. Often strange chicks into the new-age psychic woo woo stuff. Now I am not a real skeptic, but he likes the paranormal message board and some of the new age meditation sites. He has never been one to pick up women like that, not even when he was single. But I used to find them on the computer and have to run them off. One even searched the address and got the home phone. I knew it was the stalker chick because she told me she was going to search us out and when she called "he would come running to her". Yeah. He was the one who told me about her. I never would have known otherwise. She scared him. She even had our address. I scared her off by telling her I knew her phone number and would find her home and get some hair from her hairbrush and make a voodoo doll and make her sick. Not kill her, just make her uncomfortable. I said a few latin words in a fake incantation and she couldn't hang up quick enough. She even apologized to me online!! ROFL, I think I told her the farmer lived in the forest in latin. It was all I could remember from high school Latin.</p><p></p><p>Tell the woman that you need to hire another farmer and cannot be spending time talking to her because your girlfriend is the jealous kind and will start looking for her. It usually works. Then unfriend her.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 289396, member: 1233"] Some of us have that gift. I had just delivered Jessie a month before I took her out to see my aunt. The one in rural OH. I stopped at a truck stop for gas, not knowing it apparently was the "pick up" place for the county. NOT meaning trucks. I was standing there in my baggy maternity pants and a BIG tshirt pumping gas and a guy tried to pick me up. Thank GOD I could wear my wedding ring again at that time - I couldn't while I was preg because my hands swelled. I got that guy off of me and took Jessie in with me to pay. I just didn't trust the guy not to try to take the car or her. I had an offer when I was on my way into the bathroom for a "quick visit" in the restroom with a toothless guy, and then the cashier guy gave me his phone number asking me to call him because he wanted to get to know "both of you beyooties". I will never forget THAT spelling! Cashier was only missing the top two front teeth, so I guess he was a better pick than the guy by the bathrooms. At first I thought maybe I didn't look as bad as I thought. Then I realized it wasn't that. It was probably the meth distributor for the area. Toothlessness, hideos facial sores, it all made sense. My aunt confirmed it. So no, it isn't just you. I get them too. Heck, husband gets them. Often strange chicks into the new-age psychic woo woo stuff. Now I am not a real skeptic, but he likes the paranormal message board and some of the new age meditation sites. He has never been one to pick up women like that, not even when he was single. But I used to find them on the computer and have to run them off. One even searched the address and got the home phone. I knew it was the stalker chick because she told me she was going to search us out and when she called "he would come running to her". Yeah. He was the one who told me about her. I never would have known otherwise. She scared him. She even had our address. I scared her off by telling her I knew her phone number and would find her home and get some hair from her hairbrush and make a voodoo doll and make her sick. Not kill her, just make her uncomfortable. I said a few latin words in a fake incantation and she couldn't hang up quick enough. She even apologized to me online!! ROFL, I think I told her the farmer lived in the forest in latin. It was all I could remember from high school Latin. Tell the woman that you need to hire another farmer and cannot be spending time talking to her because your girlfriend is the jealous kind and will start looking for her. It usually works. Then unfriend her. [/QUOTE]
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