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<blockquote data-quote="donna723" data-source="post: 193023" data-attributes="member: 1883"><p>Sorry about your fall, Abbey. I hope you heal up quickly.</p><p> </p><p>One little idea ... This would take a lot of cooperation from your co-workers if you could pull that off. Could get some kind of "official" notice that EVERYBODY is required to show up at work in some some kind of goofy costume on a certain day - get everybody to talk it up when they're around him, like you're all going to do it ... then nobody do it but him???? Yeah, it's evil, I know!</p><p> </p><p>This probably wouldn't work now (with the price of gas and everybody having locking gas caps) but a columnist in our local paper was telling the story of a great prank that their boss played on a co-worker many years ago. This was back when everybody was buying VW's because of the good gas mileage they got. She said the co-worker bought a new VW Bug and kept detailed records of his mileage - had to come in every day and brag to them all exactly how many mpg he was getting. The boss got tired of listening to it and came to work one day with a full gas can in the trunk of his own car. He slipped outside during the work day and poured about a gallon of gas into the VW's gas tank. Next day the guy came in, eyes bulging, saying he was now getting 40 mpg! So the boss snuck out again and poured still more gas into the VW! Now the co-workers is so excited he can't stand it! He was up to 60 mpg! So the boss snuck out again .... now the guy is up to 90-100 mpg and he comes in so excited he's practically dancing and drooling on the floor!!! That day the boss went out and got an <em>empty</em> gas can and a hose out of his truck and <em>siphoned</em> two gallons of gas out of the VW! The next morning the guy came in almost in tears ... something was <em>wrong</em> with his VW! So that day too the boss went out and siphoned still more gas out of the VW ... poor guy almost lost it before the boss told him what he had done!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="donna723, post: 193023, member: 1883"] Sorry about your fall, Abbey. I hope you heal up quickly. One little idea ... This would take a lot of cooperation from your co-workers if you could pull that off. Could get some kind of "official" notice that EVERYBODY is required to show up at work in some some kind of goofy costume on a certain day - get everybody to talk it up when they're around him, like you're all going to do it ... then nobody do it but him???? Yeah, it's evil, I know! This probably wouldn't work now (with the price of gas and everybody having locking gas caps) but a columnist in our local paper was telling the story of a great prank that their boss played on a co-worker many years ago. This was back when everybody was buying VW's because of the good gas mileage they got. She said the co-worker bought a new VW Bug and kept detailed records of his mileage - had to come in every day and brag to them all exactly how many mpg he was getting. The boss got tired of listening to it and came to work one day with a full gas can in the trunk of his own car. He slipped outside during the work day and poured about a gallon of gas into the VW's gas tank. Next day the guy came in, eyes bulging, saying he was now getting 40 mpg! So the boss snuck out again and poured still more gas into the VW! Now the co-workers is so excited he can't stand it! He was up to 60 mpg! So the boss snuck out again .... now the guy is up to 90-100 mpg and he comes in so excited he's practically dancing and drooling on the floor!!! That day the boss went out and got an [I]empty[/I] gas can and a hose out of his truck and [I]siphoned[/I] two gallons of gas out of the VW! The next morning the guy came in almost in tears ... something was [I]wrong[/I] with his VW! So that day too the boss went out and siphoned still more gas out of the VW ... poor guy almost lost it before the boss told him what he had done! [/QUOTE]
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