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<blockquote data-quote="hearts and roses" data-source="post: 131558" data-attributes="member: 2211"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Disclaimer: Not to offend - just to give Abbey a laugh! Moderators: please delete if this is deemed inappropriate for this board.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">A lady goes to her priest one day</span></span> </span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">and tells him,</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">"Father, I have a problem.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">I have two female parrots,</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">but they only know how to say one thing."</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">"What do they say?" the priest inquired.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">They say,</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">then he thought for a moment.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">I have two male talking parrots,</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">Bring your two parrots over to my house,</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">The next day,</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">Impressed,</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">After a few minutes,</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">the female parrots cried out in unison:</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">There was stunned silence.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 12px">Shocked,</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">"Put the beads away, Frank.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #ff0000">Our prayers have been answered!"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hearts and roses, post: 131558, member: 2211"] [FONT=Arial]Disclaimer: Not to offend - just to give Abbey a laugh! Moderators: please delete if this is deemed inappropriate for this board.[/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]A lady goes to her priest one day[/COLOR][/FONT] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]and tells him,[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]"Father, I have a problem.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=3]I have two female parrots,[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]but they only know how to say one thing."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000] [SIZE=3]"What do they say?" the priest inquired.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000] [SIZE=3]They say,[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=3]That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]then he thought for a moment.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]I have two male talking parrots,[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]Bring your two parrots over to my house,[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=3]and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=3]Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000] [SIZE=3]The next day,[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=3]As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=3]Impressed,[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=3]After a few minutes,[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]the female parrots cried out in unison:[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=3]There was stunned silence.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=3]Shocked,[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]"Put the beads away, Frank.[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#ff0000]Our prayers have been answered!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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