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<blockquote data-quote="hearts and roses" data-source="post: 131561" data-attributes="member: 2211"><p></p><p>A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM DILLON, MONTANA, COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.</p><p></p><p>THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY, TO THE AGE OF 103.</p><p>WHEN HE DIED, AT THE AGE OF 103, HE LEFT BEHIND,</p><p>14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.</p><p></p><p>Bud-um-bump-tsh!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hearts and roses, post: 131561, member: 2211"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM DILLON, MONTANA, COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY, TO THE AGE OF 103. WHEN HE DIED, AT THE AGE OF 103, HE LEFT BEHIND, 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE. Bud-um-bump-tsh! [/QUOTE]
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