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<blockquote data-quote="Mikey" data-source="post: 131565" data-attributes="member: 3579"><p>Being as I'm an original LSU Tiger fan, maybe an Aggie joke would work?</p><p></p><p><em>"A young man walks in to the Texas A&M Student Health Center one day with a frog on his head. After waiting patiently, the nurse calls the young man up and asks 'how can we help you?' To her surprise, the frog speaks up and says 'Do you have a dermatologist available? I'd like to have a wart removed from my butt."</em></p><p></p><p>Or, if you like Cajun jokes...</p><p></p><p><em>"Guidry and Boudreaux were out in the swamps hunting, when they realized they were lost. Guidry says "Boudreaux, we sho in some trouble, chat. Go and shoot tree times - that's the call for help". So Boudreaux does as his friend asks, but nobody comes. A little later, Guidry says "Boudreaux, take you up the bayou a bit and shoot tree mo times". Boudreaux paddles the bateau up the bayou a bit, shoots three more times, but still no help comes. When the sun is setting, Guidry finally says "Boudreaux, try one mo time, or we gone be gator bait for sure". Boudreaux looks back at his friend and says "but Guidry, I only have two arrows left...."</em></p><p></p><p>Mikey</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mikey, post: 131565, member: 3579"] Being as I'm an original LSU Tiger fan, maybe an Aggie joke would work? [I]"A young man walks in to the Texas A&M Student Health Center one day with a frog on his head. After waiting patiently, the nurse calls the young man up and asks 'how can we help you?' To her surprise, the frog speaks up and says 'Do you have a dermatologist available? I'd like to have a wart removed from my butt."[/I] Or, if you like Cajun jokes... [I]"Guidry and Boudreaux were out in the swamps hunting, when they realized they were lost. Guidry says "Boudreaux, we sho in some trouble, chat. Go and shoot tree times - that's the call for help". So Boudreaux does as his friend asks, but nobody comes. A little later, Guidry says "Boudreaux, take you up the bayou a bit and shoot tree mo times". Boudreaux paddles the bateau up the bayou a bit, shoots three more times, but still no help comes. When the sun is setting, Guidry finally says "Boudreaux, try one mo time, or we gone be gator bait for sure". Boudreaux looks back at his friend and says "but Guidry, I only have two arrows left...."[/I] Mikey [/QUOTE]
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