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<blockquote data-quote="slsh" data-source="post: 132396" data-attributes="member: 8"><p>Coming in late, Abbey, but this conversation took place last night between Diva and husband (who does his best to refer all birds and bees issues with- all kids to me - chicken that he is). It should be noted that we live in a teeny tiny little blue collar burg that is *very* conservative:</p><p> </p><p>Diva: Dad, what is U-N-I-S-E-X? (she spelled it out)</p><p> </p><p>husband: (who heard "you n' I s-e-x") Gulp gasp gurgle - <strong><u>Diva</u></strong>!! Where did you come up with that???</p><p> </p><p>Diva: It's on that sign over there.</p><p> </p><p>husband: (who is having visions of marching right up to village hall and having a talk with our town president about what kind of businesses he's letting into our town until he notes... it's a hair parlor) Uhhhh (deep breaths, trying to bring blood pressure down).... uhhhh... ask your mother.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I laughed until I cried when he relayed this. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/Graemlins/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="slsh, post: 132396, member: 8"] Coming in late, Abbey, but this conversation took place last night between Diva and husband (who does his best to refer all birds and bees issues with- all kids to me - chicken that he is). It should be noted that we live in a teeny tiny little blue collar burg that is *very* conservative: Diva: Dad, what is U-N-I-S-E-X? (she spelled it out) husband: (who heard "you n' I s-e-x") Gulp gasp gurgle - [B][U]Diva[/U][/B]!! Where did you come up with that??? Diva: It's on that sign over there. husband: (who is having visions of marching right up to village hall and having a talk with our town president about what kind of businesses he's letting into our town until he notes... it's a hair parlor) Uhhhh (deep breaths, trying to bring blood pressure down).... uhhhh... ask your mother. I laughed until I cried when he relayed this. :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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