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<blockquote data-quote="donna723" data-source="post: 148450" data-attributes="member: 1883"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><em>I got this in an email and it's too good not to pass along!</em></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">************</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black"><em>(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)</em> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">--<em>Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA</em> <em>contest</em> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black"><em>--Mariah Carey</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">--<em> Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">--<em>Winston Bennett, </em></span></span><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">University</span></span></em><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> of </span></span></em><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Kentucky</span></span></em><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> basketball forward</span></span></em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">'Outside of the killings, </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Washington</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black"><em>--Mayor Marion Barry, </em></span></span><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Washington</span></span></em><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> , </span></span></em><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Difficult Child</span></span></em></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black"><em>--A congressional candidate in </em></span></span><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Texas</span></span></em></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black"><em>--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark</em> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black"><em>--Al Gore, Vice President</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">'I love </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">California</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> . I practically grew up in </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Phoenix</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> .'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">--<em> Dan Quayle</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need <em>?'</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black"><em>--Lee Iacocca</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">****** </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000"><em>--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.</em></span></span></p><p>*****</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">--<em> Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor</em>. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black"><em>-- Department of Social Services, </em></span></span><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Greenville</span></span></em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> <em>, </em></span></span><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">South Carolina</span></span></em></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">******</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">'Traditionally, most of </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">Australia</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"> 's imports come from overseas.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black"><em>--Keppel Enderbery </em></span></span></p><p><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">******</span></span></em></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black">'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: black"><em>--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman</em></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>Feeling smarter yet?</em></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="donna723, post: 148450, member: 1883"] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][I]I got this in an email and it's too good not to pass along![/I][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]************[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black][I](On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)[/I] [/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]--[I]Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA[/I] [I]contest[/I] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black][I]--Mariah Carey[/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]--[I] Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign [/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]--[I]Winston Bennett, [/I][/COLOR][/FONT][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]University[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium] of [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]Kentucky[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium] basketball forward[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium] .[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]'Outside of the killings, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]Washington[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black][I]--Mayor Marion Barry, [/I][/COLOR][/FONT][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]Washington[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium] , [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]Difficult Child[/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black][I]--A congressional candidate in [/I][/COLOR][/FONT][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]Texas[/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black][I]--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark[/I] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black][I]--Al Gore, Vice President[/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]'I love [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]California[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium] . I practically grew up in [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]Phoenix[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium] .'[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]--[I] Dan Quayle[/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need [I]?'[/I][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black][I]--Lee Iacocca[/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]****** [/COLOR][/FONT] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#000000][I]--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.[/I][/COLOR][/FONT] ***** [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]--[I] Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor[/I]. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black][I]-- Department of Social Services, [/I][/COLOR][/FONT][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]Greenville[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium] [I], [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]South Carolina[/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]******[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]'Traditionally, most of [/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]Australia[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium] 's imports come from overseas.'[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black][I]--Keppel Enderbery [/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [I][COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]******[/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black]'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=black][I]--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman[/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][I]Feeling smarter yet?[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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