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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 375902" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>There once was a man from Nantuckett..............</p><p>Who kept all his corn in a bucket.......................</p><p> </p><p>No no no no nooooooooooooooo</p><p> </p><p>Didnt I just sent you a joke about the SOB fish? I can't post it here although in context it is harmless. But what the cardinal says at the end is......worse than rhymes with bucket. </p><p> </p><p>HEY now THAT (driving blind as a bat) should have been your defense. Huh? Can you see me as an attorney? But your honor.....this has NOTHING to do with her mouth - let's keep focus (makes two fingered gesture my eyes to judges eyes back to my eyes)..ON ABBEYS eyes...the woman is positively blind as a bat. THAT IS WHY SHE WAS DRIVING IRRADICALLY. THAT IS WHY SHE DROVE OFF THE ROAD. SHE COULDN"T SEE IT. Let's get her some GLASSES and re-do the entire day and see THEN (pounds fist on courtroom table) how. she. drives. with. 20/20 vision. </p><p> </p><p>My GAWD I'm Perry Mason Incarnate. (insert ominous theme music)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 375902, member: 4964"] There once was a man from Nantuckett.............. Who kept all his corn in a bucket....................... No no no no nooooooooooooooo Didnt I just sent you a joke about the SOB fish? I can't post it here although in context it is harmless. But what the cardinal says at the end is......worse than rhymes with bucket. HEY now THAT (driving blind as a bat) should have been your defense. Huh? Can you see me as an attorney? But your honor.....this has NOTHING to do with her mouth - let's keep focus (makes two fingered gesture my eyes to judges eyes back to my eyes)..ON ABBEYS eyes...the woman is positively blind as a bat. THAT IS WHY SHE WAS DRIVING IRRADICALLY. THAT IS WHY SHE DROVE OFF THE ROAD. SHE COULDN"T SEE IT. Let's get her some GLASSES and re-do the entire day and see THEN (pounds fist on courtroom table) how. she. drives. with. 20/20 vision. My GAWD I'm Perry Mason Incarnate. (insert ominous theme music) [/QUOTE]
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