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<blockquote data-quote="DaisyFace" data-source="post: 336189" data-attributes="member: 6546"><p>JoG--</p><p> </p><p>It sounds like you need a VACATION.</p><p> </p><p>As for husband...? You are being too nice. PMS....ehhh? Sounds like you oughta use that to your advantage. As in, that's right, honey--I have PMS. Therefore, if you know what's good for you, YOU will have dinner ready and waiting on the table for ME.</p><p> </p><p>Your politics class sounds hard--but maybe it doesn't have to be...? As I understand it, political commentary is all about who can spin the largest pile of BS. Maybe that's how you need to apporach it, too? </p><p> </p><p>As in: here's what I believe--but instead of just stating my position simply, I am going to add all kinds of useless statistics and extraneous information so that by the time you reach the end of my paper...you can't remember what my original answer was and really, my opinion could be construed either way at a later date in case I need to deny or publicly apologize for my remarks.</p><p> </p><p>Car damage? O yes, she can ABSOLUTELY pay for the damage. After all, she was out so late because she was relaxing and unwinding after <em>work</em>--right? Work...as in a paying job? And if she had skidded on the ice and bumped into a stranger's car, you bet she'd be responsible for it. Why should Mom be treated with any less respect than a total stranger?</p><p> </p><p>Plus--now that I remember--Mom has PMS. So if she knows what's good for her...she will fix that car and/or leave cash on the table so that Mom can pay the body shop herself. Thank you very much.</p><p> </p><p>And if husband starts giving you a hard time about anything--you tell him that whatever it is lies outside of the scope of your jurisdiction. To prove it, give him a lot of useless statistics and extraneous information and be sure to use some really large vocabulary words, too.</p><p> </p><p>By the time you are finished with that conversation (if husband knows what's good for him) HE will be apologizing to YOU for whatever it was that was his problem in the first place.</p><p> </p><p>He can then serve you your drink and massage your feet before returning to the kitchen to finish your dinner.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>--DaisyFace</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DaisyFace, post: 336189, member: 6546"] JoG-- It sounds like you need a VACATION. As for husband...? You are being too nice. PMS....ehhh? Sounds like you oughta use that to your advantage. As in, that's right, honey--I have PMS. Therefore, if you know what's good for you, YOU will have dinner ready and waiting on the table for ME. Your politics class sounds hard--but maybe it doesn't have to be...? As I understand it, political commentary is all about who can spin the largest pile of BS. Maybe that's how you need to apporach it, too? As in: here's what I believe--but instead of just stating my position simply, I am going to add all kinds of useless statistics and extraneous information so that by the time you reach the end of my paper...you can't remember what my original answer was and really, my opinion could be construed either way at a later date in case I need to deny or publicly apologize for my remarks. Car damage? O yes, she can ABSOLUTELY pay for the damage. After all, she was out so late because she was relaxing and unwinding after [I]work[/I]--right? Work...as in a paying job? And if she had skidded on the ice and bumped into a stranger's car, you bet she'd be responsible for it. Why should Mom be treated with any less respect than a total stranger? Plus--now that I remember--Mom has PMS. So if she knows what's good for her...she will fix that car and/or leave cash on the table so that Mom can pay the body shop herself. Thank you very much. And if husband starts giving you a hard time about anything--you tell him that whatever it is lies outside of the scope of your jurisdiction. To prove it, give him a lot of useless statistics and extraneous information and be sure to use some really large vocabulary words, too. By the time you are finished with that conversation (if husband knows what's good for him) HE will be apologizing to YOU for whatever it was that was his problem in the first place. He can then serve you your drink and massage your feet before returning to the kitchen to finish your dinner. --DaisyFace [/QUOTE]
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