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<blockquote data-quote="Marg's Man" data-source="post: 251564" data-attributes="member: 4085"><p>Not only difficult child's come out with great lines.</p><p></p><p>Marg often tells the story of difficult child 3 commenting as the wind from the open car window made his eyes run with tears while we drove along</p><p>"Mum the wind keeps poking my eye!"</p><p></p><p>A friend at work just sent me this one - possibly apocryphal but certainly believable.</p><p>It was time for the<span style="font-family: 'monospace'"> s</span>ermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with his arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.</p><p>'Without you, we are but dust...' </p><p></p><p>He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mum, what is butt dust?'</p><p></p><p></p><p>Any other 'kidisms'?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marg's Man, post: 251564, member: 4085"] Not only difficult child's come out with great lines. Marg often tells the story of difficult child 3 commenting as the wind from the open car window made his eyes run with tears while we drove along "Mum the wind keeps poking my eye!" A friend at work just sent me this one - possibly apocryphal but certainly believable. It was time for the[FONT=monospace] s[/FONT]ermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with his arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mum, what is butt dust?' Any other 'kidisms'? [/QUOTE]
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