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<blockquote data-quote="Nomad" data-source="post: 338331"><p><span style="color: #0000BF">LADY'S YEARLY EXAM.</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> certain basics."How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> nurse put me on the scale.It turns out my weight is 180.</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> saw that I only measure 5' 2".</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> slender! Now I'm short and fat!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"> She put me on Prozac. What a bxtch!</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/faint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":faint:" title="faint :faint:" data-shortname=":faint:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000BF"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nomad, post: 338331"] [COLOR=#0000BF]LADY'S YEARLY EXAM. I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics."How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale.It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2". She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac. What a bxtch! :happy::winking::knockedout::raspberry-tounge::happy: [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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