This could be our first communally composed goofy story! Here's to Terry: The Puzzling Problem Of The Purple Posterior Print By Al Literation Pending publication per Pergamon Press Penny Picky parked her Porsche and proceeded through the pastoral patch of perennials Professor Poindexter had planted. Penny was particularly pleased that the professor had been prepared to implement the plans that she had provided as she was partial to perfect patterns. People in her precinct perceived her as a prissy perfectionist. Her parents had left her a prodigious portion of their personal property which made it possible for her to be picky about the peasants she employed. Penny was particularly piqued about the progressive pioneering painter, Tiki, whom she had picked to prettify her palace. Tiki seemed put off by the "papier paint", imported from Padua, that Penny had pasted over her panorama. Penny paused to pet her Persian pussycat who was purring in the periwinkles. When she looked up she seemed perturbed and picked up her pace. As she approached her personally planned palace of perfection, a painful yelp rippled from her larynx. Stupified, appalled, she saw a prodigious purple posterior print on the portal of her palazzo! IT LOOKED JUST LIKE A RORSCHACH INKBLOT TEST!