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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 436448" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>OMG girls thank you so much for your stories and aligned validation! And for the chuckles ------I needed to know I'm not the only one living with Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass....</p><p> </p><p>As far as Fiesta Cat? The cat that IGNORES me like I'm the bringer of death? As if I am dressed every day in a guilly suit and our house is inside out? The one that walks past DF with loving rubs, and swirls her tail looking over her shoulder back at me to see if I am looking, mocking me yet when I tell DF - LOOK AT HER!! She quickly snaps her head lovingly up at him as if she adores only him and is innocent as a new born making him think I am crazy!!!? Well this morning? I picked up her little bag of "stash" and shook it.....Then I waltzed around DF lovingly, I looked back at her over my shoulder, I ignored her as if my couch had a calico cover on it - and then I sat the cat snacks down (Quite juvenille of me isn't it?) and walked away. When DF said "Well aren't you going to give her any snacks? I said "OH? I didn't mean to call her I was just DUSTING!" Now to feed them ALL to POOTIE while "Little Miss I have ignored you for FOUR YEARS" simply.............watches. DF just sat there and said "I'm not sure which one of you loves the OTHER more." .....yeah right. I'm not the one running to get catnip after a four year sabatical. </p><p> </p><p>Eventually I did sit down, open the package and she debated as to whether or not my intentions were true, but I held out my hand and she shot over to it like a rocket! Ha~! "DF just shook his head and said wow.....very good, you've outsmarted a cat." Then I said - YUP and it only took me FOUR years. (Then I sat blinking............She really is quite clever Fiesta Cat) lol</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 436448, member: 4964"] OMG girls thank you so much for your stories and aligned validation! And for the chuckles ------I needed to know I'm not the only one living with Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass.... As far as Fiesta Cat? The cat that IGNORES me like I'm the bringer of death? As if I am dressed every day in a guilly suit and our house is inside out? The one that walks past DF with loving rubs, and swirls her tail looking over her shoulder back at me to see if I am looking, mocking me yet when I tell DF - LOOK AT HER!! She quickly snaps her head lovingly up at him as if she adores only him and is innocent as a new born making him think I am crazy!!!? Well this morning? I picked up her little bag of "stash" and shook it.....Then I waltzed around DF lovingly, I looked back at her over my shoulder, I ignored her as if my couch had a calico cover on it - and then I sat the cat snacks down (Quite juvenille of me isn't it?) and walked away. When DF said "Well aren't you going to give her any snacks? I said "OH? I didn't mean to call her I was just DUSTING!" Now to feed them ALL to POOTIE while "Little Miss I have ignored you for FOUR YEARS" simply.............watches. DF just sat there and said "I'm not sure which one of you loves the OTHER more." .....yeah right. I'm not the one running to get catnip after a four year sabatical. Eventually I did sit down, open the package and she debated as to whether or not my intentions were true, but I held out my hand and she shot over to it like a rocket! Ha~! "DF just shook his head and said wow.....very good, you've outsmarted a cat." Then I said - YUP and it only took me FOUR years. (Then I sat blinking............She really is quite clever Fiesta Cat) lol [/QUOTE]
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