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May I bring you the first WINE of 2010? Joke
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 331223" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><strong>Wallyworld Wine...but</strong></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366">Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2010, it will begin <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">offering customers a new discount item... </span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with </span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of </span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">California to produce the spirits at an affordable price -- in the $2 to $5 range.</span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into </span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">their shopping carts, but 'There is a market for inexpensive wine.' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at </span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">University of Arkansas , Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'</span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names </span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">in order of popularity were:</span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">10. Chateau Traileur Parc</span></span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">9. White Trashfindel</span></span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">8. Big Red Gulp</span></span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">7. World Championship Riesling </span></span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"></span></span></span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"></span></span></strong></span></span><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"> 6. NASCARbernet</span></span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">5. Chef Boyardeaux</span></span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">4. Peanut Noir</span></span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></span></span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">2. Grape Expectations</span></span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">1. Nasti Spumante</span></span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) </span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"> or red meat (Squirrel). </span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"></span></span></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. </span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #993366"><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'">I know possum is not a white meat</span></span></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #993366"></span></span></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 331223, member: 4964"] [CENTER][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus][B]Wallyworld Wine...but[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#993366]Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2010, it will begin [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus]offering customers a new discount item... [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus]Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.. :happy:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus]The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus]Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus]California to produce the spirits at an affordable price -- in the $2 to $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus]their shopping carts, but 'There is a market for inexpensive wine.' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus]University of Arkansas , Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.' Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#006600][FONT=Papyrus]in order of popularity were: [SIZE=3][COLOR=Indigo]10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][SIZE=3][COLOR=Indigo][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=Indigo][B][COLOR=#006600][FONT=Papyrus] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus][SIZE=3][COLOR=Indigo] 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar :raspberry-tounge: 2. Grape Expectations 1. Nasti Spumante[/COLOR][/SIZE] The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel). [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [INDENT] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus]P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#993366][FONT=Papyrus]I know possum is not a white meat[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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