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<blockquote data-quote="flutterbee" data-source="post: 193092"><p><span style="font-size: 26px">Best Menopause Question Ever</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #fd0000">Q:</span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082">How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082">bulb?</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0c00ff"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0c00ff"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #fd0000">Woman'sAnswer:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #fd0000"></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082">One!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082">ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #810082">And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! </span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #810082">But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL</span></span> <span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #810082">BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #810082">THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER </span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #7f0080">PICKS UP OR </span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #0000ff">CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED</span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #810082"> FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!</span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span> <span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #810082">IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #810082">DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #810082">THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!</span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #0c00ff"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #0c00ff"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #810082"><span style="font-size: 12px">I'm sorry...What was the question?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #810082"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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