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<blockquote data-quote="Marguerite" data-source="post: 147598" data-attributes="member: 1991"><p>It's easy to demo Trojans. </p><p></p><p>Two possibilities - you dress up like Elly Mae Clampett (generic farm girl) because you are demonstrating how to use them, on carrots & cucumbers (so no carrot or cucumber will get pregnant or catch STDs); or you hire a Trojan warrior's outfit from somewhere, or improvise one (think - Eric Bana, as Hector).</p><p></p><p>Hang on a minute - the Trojans LOST the war, didn't they?</p><p></p><p>Anyway, if the Trojan costume doesn't work out you could always apply for a job with Amazon.com...</p><p></p><p>Marg</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marguerite, post: 147598, member: 1991"] It's easy to demo Trojans. Two possibilities - you dress up like Elly Mae Clampett (generic farm girl) because you are demonstrating how to use them, on carrots & cucumbers (so no carrot or cucumber will get pregnant or catch STDs); or you hire a Trojan warrior's outfit from somewhere, or improvise one (think - Eric Bana, as Hector). Hang on a minute - the Trojans LOST the war, didn't they? Anyway, if the Trojan costume doesn't work out you could always apply for a job with Amazon.com... Marg [/QUOTE]
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