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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 323016" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>*This is priceless - would love to do this.*</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>play a trick. She told my sister that she needed</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>something from the store.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>she reached in and pulled out the little bird.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>With a look of total shock on her face, my mother</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>my sister started to cry.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>It took the family two hours to convince her that</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>turkeys lay eggs!</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>Yup.....she's a blonde. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>ROFLM drumsticks off. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 323016, member: 4964"] [B][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=4][FONT=Calibri][B][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Calibri][B] *This is priceless - would love to do this.* One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yup.....she's a blonde. ROFLM drumsticks off. :raspberry-tounge: [/B][/FONT][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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