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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 370079" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>OH........TM............roflm icing off.........and trinie???? </p><p> </p><p>Don't ever let no man lick the red off your sucker girl.....YOU GO HAVE THAT chocolate cuppy cake with the white, creamy, frosting and those delicious, blue azure fondant flowers.....yup......you go get it-----and you buy it.....and you look at it......and ....hey------get TWO.....yup get two.....oh and girlfriend.....because I love you? And I am so going to keep you in the best jogging shape of your life??? When you get that smooth and creamy, smells like a bit of heaven chocolate cup cake -----you put one in your left hand....and one in your right hand.....and look at them....bring them up to your mouth.....inhale the aroma..."smells heavenly huh?" okay now swing your arms around beind you -----and SMASH those evil little demon cupcakes into your fanny and grind them into your kiester and keep rubbing-----because short of throwing them into the trash or NOT going across the street to get them? THAT is EXACTLY where they will end up.....RIGHT ON YOUR BUTT. </p><p> </p><p>CUPCAKES ARE THE DEVILS FOOD CAKE ......they call to you and whisper - you can have me....you can have me....and then they jump right on your bootie and stay there....and three weeks later you can't zip your pants and hate your reflection in the mirror, but those cupcakes are on your backside laughing and rolling around just having the time of their life - never to leave without hard, hard work----</p><p> </p><p>So------</p><p>SKINNY COW???? NOT GOOD FOR YOU - THEY HAVE MORE THAN 10g of sugar -----uh huh....check the box....NOT GOOD FOR YOU....(the skinny cow will make you a FAT....um......) never mind ---but YOU won't be a skinny cow. </p><p> </p><p>Have a Popsicle brand sugar free popsicle instead - OR......</p><p>A Klondike Sugar Free confection - or</p><p>A Crystal light popsicle OR.......</p><p>ANYTHING that is SUGAR FREE.......</p><p> </p><p>NOTHING OVER 10g of sugar........NOTHING------</p><p>NO EATING AFTER 7 PM.....</p><p>Eat breakfast, lunch, dinner.....and 2 snacks....</p><p>Stay under 2000 calories.......a day - </p><p> </p><p>AND the next time you see your ex????? you will not go the other way - nae....you will walk right past him and show off the uber sexy trinnie. </p><p> </p><p>As far as teething precious P? Soak a washcloth in water, roll it up and twist into a horseshoe type shape, set in freezer - take out about 3 hours later - hand to P.....and let her gnaw on it - the terry cloth helps cut the gums but is gentle - the ice sooths the irritated gum and helps the pain....I kept these by the dozen when Dude was teething....and now I do it for puppies.....they love them. </p><p> </p><p>NO CUPPY CAKES - 100 calorie packs of cookies A-okay - one for each hand - one at 10AM one at 3PM.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 370079, member: 4964"] OH........TM............roflm icing off.........and trinie???? Don't ever let no man lick the red off your sucker girl.....YOU GO HAVE THAT chocolate cuppy cake with the white, creamy, frosting and those delicious, blue azure fondant flowers.....yup......you go get it-----and you buy it.....and you look at it......and ....hey------get TWO.....yup get two.....oh and girlfriend.....because I love you? And I am so going to keep you in the best jogging shape of your life??? When you get that smooth and creamy, smells like a bit of heaven chocolate cup cake -----you put one in your left hand....and one in your right hand.....and look at them....bring them up to your mouth.....inhale the aroma..."smells heavenly huh?" okay now swing your arms around beind you -----and SMASH those evil little demon cupcakes into your fanny and grind them into your kiester and keep rubbing-----because short of throwing them into the trash or NOT going across the street to get them? THAT is EXACTLY where they will end up.....RIGHT ON YOUR BUTT. CUPCAKES ARE THE DEVILS FOOD CAKE ......they call to you and whisper - you can have me....you can have me....and then they jump right on your bootie and stay there....and three weeks later you can't zip your pants and hate your reflection in the mirror, but those cupcakes are on your backside laughing and rolling around just having the time of their life - never to leave without hard, hard work---- So------ SKINNY COW???? NOT GOOD FOR YOU - THEY HAVE MORE THAN 10g of sugar -----uh huh....check the box....NOT GOOD FOR YOU....(the skinny cow will make you a FAT....um......) never mind ---but YOU won't be a skinny cow. Have a Popsicle brand sugar free popsicle instead - OR...... A Klondike Sugar Free confection - or A Crystal light popsicle OR....... ANYTHING that is SUGAR FREE....... NOTHING OVER 10g of sugar........NOTHING------ NO EATING AFTER 7 PM..... Eat breakfast, lunch, dinner.....and 2 snacks.... Stay under 2000 calories.......a day - AND the next time you see your ex????? you will not go the other way - nae....you will walk right past him and show off the uber sexy trinnie. As far as teething precious P? Soak a washcloth in water, roll it up and twist into a horseshoe type shape, set in freezer - take out about 3 hours later - hand to P.....and let her gnaw on it - the terry cloth helps cut the gums but is gentle - the ice sooths the irritated gum and helps the pain....I kept these by the dozen when Dude was teething....and now I do it for puppies.....they love them. NO CUPPY CAKES - 100 calorie packs of cookies A-okay - one for each hand - one at 10AM one at 3PM. [/QUOTE]
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