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<blockquote data-quote="GoingNorth" data-source="post: 176229" data-attributes="member: 1963"><p>When husband and I first became an "item" to the point where after meeting my parents it was time for me to come over to his house...well...he decided to test me out.</p><p></p><p>He greeted me at the door with 9 feet of boa constrictor wrapped around his neck and shoulders.</p><p></p><p>"Norton" greeted me by extending 3 feet of "neck" and licking my nose with his forked tongue.</p><p></p><p>"OOOOOOHHHH! What a GORGEOUS snake!" I was in love, LoL. </p><p></p><p>Then, he'd ordered in pizza...with extra garlic and anchovies.</p><p></p><p>"Wow, you actually LIKE extra garlic and dead salty fishies?" Cool!!</p><p></p><p>Luckily, his mom, (who died way too early) also liked me, as his father hated my guts from day one.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GoingNorth, post: 176229, member: 1963"] When husband and I first became an "item" to the point where after meeting my parents it was time for me to come over to his house...well...he decided to test me out. He greeted me at the door with 9 feet of boa constrictor wrapped around his neck and shoulders. "Norton" greeted me by extending 3 feet of "neck" and licking my nose with his forked tongue. "OOOOOOHHHH! What a GORGEOUS snake!" I was in love, LoL. Then, he'd ordered in pizza...with extra garlic and anchovies. "Wow, you actually LIKE extra garlic and dead salty fishies?" Cool!! Luckily, his mom, (who died way too early) also liked me, as his father hated my guts from day one. [/QUOTE]
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