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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 324066" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Terry - </p><p></p><p>Are you going to get on the Christmas card list? I put a post up on WC, but haven't seen you - (sorry to hijack your thread luv) </p><p></p><p>Oh and as far as keeping Dude Jr. away from the computer?) </p><p></p><p>Go to the pound and get a 150 lb.+ savage bulldog/Molosser mix, walking the "mile" on his way to being put to sleep, take him home, show him your keyboard and say THIS IS YOUR FOOD DISH. Place a meat ball on the keyboard and say "YOU GUARD THIS." and walk away. No more worries. </p><p></p><p>This works also if you place said dog in front of your door and say "This is your door, you guard this. This is your screwdriver, you guard this. This is your box of poptarts, your tv remote, your bubble bath, your toothbrush, you guard this." <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /> And as an added bonus you can teach "Spike" to "KILL" if anyone slams a door or raises their voice. ~ Don't credit me - My Mom came up with the idea and so far we're getting mixed results. lol. Dude can't outrun a dog when he's slammed a door so it's working for me... he's been pretty obedient. _ Dude, not the dog. (Dog listens GREAT)</p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 324066, member: 4964"] Terry - Are you going to get on the Christmas card list? I put a post up on WC, but haven't seen you - (sorry to hijack your thread luv) Oh and as far as keeping Dude Jr. away from the computer?) Go to the pound and get a 150 lb.+ savage bulldog/Molosser mix, walking the "mile" on his way to being put to sleep, take him home, show him your keyboard and say THIS IS YOUR FOOD DISH. Place a meat ball on the keyboard and say "YOU GUARD THIS." and walk away. No more worries. This works also if you place said dog in front of your door and say "This is your door, you guard this. This is your screwdriver, you guard this. This is your box of poptarts, your tv remote, your bubble bath, your toothbrush, you guard this." :winking: And as an added bonus you can teach "Spike" to "KILL" if anyone slams a door or raises their voice. ~ Don't credit me - My Mom came up with the idea and so far we're getting mixed results. lol. Dude can't outrun a dog when he's slammed a door so it's working for me... he's been pretty obedient. _ Dude, not the dog. (Dog listens GREAT) :raspberry-tounge: [/QUOTE]
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