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<blockquote data-quote="mstang67chic" data-source="post: 274869" data-attributes="member: 2459"><p>HOUSE RULES FOR ANYONE RESIDING WITH STAR*</p><p></p><p>1. Thou shall notify IN ADVANCE of any morning appointments.</p><p>2. Thou shall use the brain God/Budda/Alla/Mother Nature gave thee and </p><p> NOT make the bathroom unfit for man or beast BEFORE Star* can get in. </p><p> Contrary to what thee may think, thee do NOT smell like roses.</p><p>3. If thoust wants to live, do NOT eat the poptart. For the love of donkeys </p><p> and all that's shiny man.....THINK!!!!</p><p>4. To avoid instantaneous death/maiming also do NOT, I repeat, </p><p> DO NOT use for your coffee, the same cup that Star* has been using </p><p> DAILY for...well, for EVER. This can cause harm to not only thee self </p><p> but also to others as Star* will be in a foul mood all day and will be behind</p><p> the wheel of a 2 thousand pound weapon at least a couple of times</p><p> during the day. Possibly with thee in her sights. Again, THINK!!!</p><p>5. If you feel the need to vary your morning routine, WAIT. TILL. YOUR. </p><p> HOUSEMATE. IS. GONE. By using this method, you will ensure your</p><p> survival and quality of life for one more day.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Oh, and I'll take a case. Purple if you please with paisley print.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mstang67chic, post: 274869, member: 2459"] HOUSE RULES FOR ANYONE RESIDING WITH STAR* 1. Thou shall notify IN ADVANCE of any morning appointments. 2. Thou shall use the brain God/Budda/Alla/Mother Nature gave thee and NOT make the bathroom unfit for man or beast BEFORE Star* can get in. Contrary to what thee may think, thee do NOT smell like roses. 3. If thoust wants to live, do NOT eat the poptart. For the love of donkeys and all that's shiny man.....THINK!!!! 4. To avoid instantaneous death/maiming also do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT use for your coffee, the same cup that Star* has been using DAILY for...well, for EVER. This can cause harm to not only thee self but also to others as Star* will be in a foul mood all day and will be behind the wheel of a 2 thousand pound weapon at least a couple of times during the day. Possibly with thee in her sights. Again, THINK!!! 5. If you feel the need to vary your morning routine, WAIT. TILL. YOUR. HOUSEMATE. IS. GONE. By using this method, you will ensure your survival and quality of life for one more day. Oh, and I'll take a case. Purple if you please with paisley print. [/QUOTE]
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