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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 304839" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>I don't know about any OTHER household - but I can be in my house - and literally run a heard of GOATS from the front yard to the back - NO visitors. I can bring an elephant in for a bath. NO visitors. I could set three rooms on FIRE and drag a garden hose in through 4 windows and stomp out all the flames and scream for assistance. No visitors. I could and have fallen through the rotten back porch steps and laid in the sun for 30 minutes yelling for help. No visitors. BUT.......</p><p> </p><p>Let me be in the house - for FIVE hours - all day long, hearding goats, washing elephants, putting out fires, dragging around hoses, falling through steps, scorching myself in the sun with no visitors??? But step ONE foot inside the bathroom, shut the door EVER so quietly, drop my pants silently to the tile floor and sit on the cushioned toilet seat with the stealth of a jaguar and INVARIABLY within 15 seconds - SOMEONE will pound on that flippin' door and jiggle the handle and ask = "ARE YOU IN THERE?" </p><p>"No-----I'm out washing elephants.....argh." <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/faint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":faint:" title="faint :faint:" data-shortname=":faint:" /> Every. Single. Time. Uncanny.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 304839, member: 4964"] I don't know about any OTHER household - but I can be in my house - and literally run a heard of GOATS from the front yard to the back - NO visitors. I can bring an elephant in for a bath. NO visitors. I could set three rooms on FIRE and drag a garden hose in through 4 windows and stomp out all the flames and scream for assistance. No visitors. I could and have fallen through the rotten back porch steps and laid in the sun for 30 minutes yelling for help. No visitors. BUT....... Let me be in the house - for FIVE hours - all day long, hearding goats, washing elephants, putting out fires, dragging around hoses, falling through steps, scorching myself in the sun with no visitors??? But step ONE foot inside the bathroom, shut the door EVER so quietly, drop my pants silently to the tile floor and sit on the cushioned toilet seat with the stealth of a jaguar and INVARIABLY within 15 seconds - SOMEONE will pound on that flippin' door and jiggle the handle and ask = "ARE YOU IN THERE?" "No-----I'm out washing elephants.....argh." :knockedout: Every. Single. Time. Uncanny. [/QUOTE]
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