BBK, are you going to use your new power for good or evil?
I'm sorry about your bruised tata. But, I have to tell you....I laughed. And it reminded me of another story. My first husbands ex-girlfriend (from teenage years) had large tata's. She was in a car accident and the plastic surgeon (at least this is how I heard the story) said that her tata's - which hit the steering wheel - saved her face.
So, see...they do come in handy.