So he comes running down the hallway, yelling MOM, MOM, LOOK AT THIS...

Discussion in 'Parent Emeritus' started by Marcie Mac, Sep 5, 2008.

  1. Marcie Mac

    Marcie Mac Just Plain Ole Tired

    and I am on the phone trying to get a quote outta someone.

    Tell them to hold on a sec.. put my hand over the phone totally forgetting the microphone is on the phone itself. "What is it Dan - I am talking on the phone. " - so he says look, look while he is holding a plastic container in front of my face with a fly in it. I said why are you showing me a fly in one of my plastic food containers???? No, No, its two flies, and they are having sex.....That is soooo cool - I have never seen that before...

    So I hear the person on the other end busting up laughing. She asks me "How old is he again".

    I was sooo tempted to say 8 years old...

    Thankfully I have known her for lots of years

    Sigh.....

    Marcie
     
  2. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    :916blusher:Uh, Good to know, Dan!:bigsmile::rofl:
     
  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

  4. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the laugh...I need it tonight.
     
  5. DazedandConfused

    DazedandConfused Active Member

    When I saw the title of this thread, I figured it had to have something to do with sex.

    Am I a mother of difficult children, or what?

    Though, it being flies certainly added a :surprise:
     
  6. Andy

    Andy Active Member

  7. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    Don't you wonder WHY they think stuff like this is so important?? At least he likes to share stuff with you??

    ROFL, though!!
     
  8. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    Wait! Doesn't that lead to baby flies? How many babies does one fly have at a time? Better keep those two in the jar. That may make for a cool science.

    Oh, and go out to buy fly swatters.
     
  9. Suz

    Suz (the future) MRS. GERE

    I would have said eight.

    :rofl:

    Suz
     
  10. crazymama30

    crazymama30 Active Member

    So they were doing the "dirty deed" huh? Oh man, that is priceless. Could you make a visa commercial out of that?
     
  11. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Well when he heads out the door on a date the next time - tell him "Don't be a fly" and toss him a Trojan.......

    ROFLMFLYOFF - That was worth interrupting a phone call for huh? Jotted THAT ONE down.
     
  12. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    God forbid he ever catches two dogs....
     
  13. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    :rofl:
     
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