Wanted: Family Matriarch

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Hound dog, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    Position requires:

    20 yrs of parenting experience

    The ability to meet any crisis head on with a positive attitude.

    Never ending patience.

    Endless energy.

    The ability to babysit at the drop of a hat.

    The ability to diagnose most major illnesses and all minor illnesses and injuries, as well as how to treat them.

    Requires knowledge of law, business management, rental agreements, loan agreements, education, and child care ad naseum.

    Minimal social life outside of the family unit.

    Applicant must be willing to work all holidays and most weekends.

    No pay.

    Benefits: Hugs and kisses from grandchildren who think the sun rises and sets on you. Children who think your knowledge base is endless.

    Anyone interested let me know...........This clan matriarch is eager to step down to just being a parent again.:tongue:

    Man, I'm exhausted. :faint:
  2. TeDo

    TeDo Guest

    That is one benefit I don't have. My children think I don't know anything.

    I'm with you. I would even be willing to have "temps" fill my position. Thanks for this Hound dog.
  3. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Sorry...I already have a position very similar to this one, except I also answer questions for my mother.

    Many hugs.
  4. Suz

    Suz (the future) MRS. GERE

    No thanks- you couldn't pay me enough to repeat those years.

    been there done that and am enjoying THE GOOD "EMPTY NEST" LIFE NOW. :bigsmile:

  5. DaisyFace

    DaisyFace Love me...Love me not


    I'm hiring, too! I'd love to have a "grandma" here to takecare of us all...

    and I hear that Martha Stewart does not make house calls.

    Seriously, though - I hope you get a rest soon!