Weird treatment for depression? LOL.

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by TerryJ2, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. TerryJ2

    TerryJ2 Well-Known Member

    This is too funny.

    Loose lion chases cars in Ohio
    Posted Nov 27th 2007 5:55PM by John Neff
    Filed under: Etc.

    I am beaming with pride for my home state of Ohio as I deliver the news that motorists should keep an eye out for lions on the roadways this holiday season. Last Wednesday a pet lion named Lambert escaped from its owner's cage near Columbus and began chasing cars on the highway. This King of the Asphalt Jungle escaped through the top of his pen and was the source of some pretty entertaining 911 calls before its owner, Terry Brumfield, managed to coax it back into its cage. Before that, Lambert was chasing down cars left and right, though fortunately did not cause an accident. Brumfield reportedly raises lions, of which he has two named Lambert and Lacey, to battle depression. We can think of a number of anti-depressants that do the same thing without the risk of some truly exotic road kill, but to each his own. While Ohio does regulate animals that are native to its region, it does not have any legislation regarding the ownership of exotic pets like lions and tigers and bears, Oh My! Well, there are probably a few bears native to Ohio, but they're not usually found chasing cars on the interstate.
     
  2. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Thats it...Im getting a few lions and tigers instead of lamictal and topamax!

    Hey...they have the same first letters...lmao!
     
  3. meowbunny

    meowbunny New Member

    Kinda puts a whole new image to "here kitty, kitty, kitty," doesn't it?
     
  4. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    I for one - am ordering a lion as we speak. If it will get me out of SC and back to OH, AND work on my depression?? You think I'm kidding - my occupation listed here IS Lion tamer.

    MMMMMMMMmmeeeeeeeeyow!

    My Mom sent this to me too Terry - We "roared"
     
  5. TerryJ2

    TerryJ2 Well-Known Member

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...
     
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