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<blockquote data-quote="dashcat" data-source="post: 430389" data-attributes="member: 9175"><p>You go to the refrigerator to get the two packets of crescent rolls you bought on sale to make appetizer for a party you're attending and you find them both ....gone! You know difficult child did not bake them as any baking results in a hurricane-like aftermath in your kitchen. You begin googling "crescent roll drugs" and sigh with relief knowing she ate them raw.</p><p> </p><p>You never have bandaids, gauze or ace bandages in the house because paper cuts and stubbed toes are considered mortal injuries.</p><p> </p><p>You wrap chocolate chip cookies in foil, label the "asparagus" and put them in the freezer in hopes she will not catch on.</p><p> </p><p>Your difficult child tells you a tragic story of her friend's fatal car accident and in rings eerily familar ...oh yeah, because this has already happened ... twice.</p><p> </p><p>You have to physically restrain yourself so you don't throttle clueless family members who gnash their teeth because their easy child is choosing to go to prom with - GASP! - friends instead of the boy who asked her.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dashcat, post: 430389, member: 9175"] You go to the refrigerator to get the two packets of crescent rolls you bought on sale to make appetizer for a party you're attending and you find them both ....gone! You know difficult child did not bake them as any baking results in a hurricane-like aftermath in your kitchen. You begin googling "crescent roll drugs" and sigh with relief knowing she ate them raw. You never have bandaids, gauze or ace bandages in the house because paper cuts and stubbed toes are considered mortal injuries. You wrap chocolate chip cookies in foil, label the "asparagus" and put them in the freezer in hopes she will not catch on. Your difficult child tells you a tragic story of her friend's fatal car accident and in rings eerily familar ...oh yeah, because this has already happened ... twice. You have to physically restrain yourself so you don't throttle clueless family members who gnash their teeth because their easy child is choosing to go to prom with - GASP! - friends instead of the boy who asked her. [/QUOTE]
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