Annnnd.... a few more words for today!

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Tiapet, Apr 29, 2012.

  1. Tiapet

    Tiapet Old Hand

    STORNADO - n: kid who's a nightmare to bring to shop because they touch everything and whine until you buy them something.

    CARNIVOID - to alter driving route with kids in teh car so you don't pass the carnival that is in town.

    SIBROIDERY - article of hand- me down clothing with older siblings name or initials on it.

    INTERLOOPER - kid who has no qualms about barging in on you in the bathroom.

    SLUMBURNED - child's cranky irritable condition the day after staying up way past bedtime.

    LINGUISTET - kids mispronunciation of word, left uncorrected by parents who think it's cute.

    STALL BEARER - parent who's forced to take toddler with them to bathroom.

    DESSERTISH - state of being hungry, but only for something sweet and void of any nutritional value what so ever.

    GARBOFLAGE - to hide kids artwork under other trash in wastebasket so you don't get caught chucking it.

    CHAP-TURKEY - parent who gets caught skipping pages in long kids book.
  2. Liahona

    Liahona Guest

    These are really funny and I'm sure describe me very well.
  3. InsaneCdn

    InsaneCdn Well-Known Member

    *** duplicate flag ***

    (sorry... I'm eyeball-deep in paper and editing right now, and... I love the definitions and am hungry for more. But can you add something to replace the repeat? More? hungry for more!)
  4. Tiapet

    Tiapet Old Hand

    Sorry about that insane. I lost track somehow of that one. I have to go back through twitter tweets to capture the ones and I thought I didn't get that one.

    So far today here are the few that have come:

    MONOPOLOOZE - to intentionally lose a game to an unsportsmanlike.

    NOCTHIRSTAL - child's need for bedside water cup they don't drink but often spills.

    THREEMAGEDDON - hellfire that allefedly erupts if angry counting mom gets to 3.