I broke the end of my tailbone off when I was 12 - rollerskating. Man......you talk about bloody painful. I will never be able to wag again. So I do feel your pain. 30 years later? I feel your pain.
Had to laugh at the Ice Nazi - suziqt. (That would also be my Mom) The Ice Nazi. I'm not sure how going to Montana will help
- but....if that's what Loth suggests? It must work. Personally I think a nice trip anywhere without a difficult child would help you and not be a pain in the (OH DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD HERE STAR) !# but then I'm a little more cynical these days.
I think cutting out the middle man is always good - maybe if you WENT to Montana and SAT in a snow drift you could get away from the kid, ice your bum, and relax without stress?!! Sounds like a winner. How many tickets can I put you down for? Take the train though, you can't move around much in a plane or bus. And GCV said to bring doughnuts. Any sugary snack is always welcome.
Well I'm glad we had this little talk and fixed your butt.
Hugs -
Star